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Jane Austen's Finest Balm
Jane Austen's Finest Balm

Jane Austen's Finest Balm Shop more by Unemployed Philosophers Guild

$4.99
Summary

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! A thoughtful gift for your dearest friend.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season?

One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin.

Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! Jane Austen's Finest Balm cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth.

  • One seems so forlorn without balm
  • For a softness and delicacy
  • For peculiar elegance
  • Made in America

A thoughtful gift for your dearest friend. After all... "Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love." 

Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic CAlendula Extract.

Pemberley Mint Flavour. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) Twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long. Our Jane Austen's Finest Balm!

Item Number:
BALM-2796 
814229002796
Jane Austen's Finest Balm
*Free Shipping $49+
One seems so forlorn without balm.

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