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Description

Our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane is so large that if there were a King of Bacon, this would be his scepter. It's bacon-y Christmas perfection; a meaty stocking stuffer!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Big bacon flavor in a Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

If there were a king of bacon, our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane would be his scepter.

A festive giant-sized alternative to our regular sized Bacon Candy Canes!  People who like bacon in moderation can stick to those average-sized canes. But now, at long last, the bacon-obsessed have a better alternative. 

This is the perfect item for manly men or anyone with a humongous love of bacon. You get a Christmas-celebrating bacon-flavored ginormous candy that is almost too big for a stocking. 

  • 10.25 inch tall Colossal Candy Cane
  • Tastes like mmm... bacon!
  • Can be used as a Vaudeville Hook for unfunny relatives and friends
  • While this looks like a baton carried by the bacon police, it should not be used as a weapon.

Our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane is so large that if there were a king of bacon, this would be his scepter. It's bacon-y Christmas perfection; the perfect stocking stuffer for the meat lover in your life. 

Measures approximately 10.25 inches long. Weighs 3.1 oz (87 g). Ingredients: sugar, syrup, water, citric acid, artificial flavor and coloring. Illustrated box. Warning: While this looks like a baton carried by the bacon police, it should not be used as a weapon. Our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane won't go bacon your heart, it wouldn't if it tried.

Item Number
CNDY-2306
Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
Free Shipping $49+
Merry Christmas, have some meat candy.

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