Spring Gift Sale

Just Arrived

Coming in hot!  Find unimaginably cool and unique gift ideas carefully hoof-selected by our team of magical (and sometimes moody) unicorns!  Our shimmering selection of shiny new products is sure to surprise and delight anyone on your list!

Big Mouth Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float

$39.99

Our jaws-dropping Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float is a killer sight gag for sun worshipers or shark fin-atics! As you terrorize a frenzy of unsuspecting beach or pool goers in your shark attack float, it also doubles as a place to keep out of the sun!...

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Gigantic Rainbow Beach Blanket

$23.69

With our awesome Gigantic Rainbow Beach Blanket, you're gonna soak up the sun harder than Sheryl Crow on a hot summer day! Whatever the weather it's always a great day for a rainbow! So why not find a million reasons to bring our over-sized beach...

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Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket

$23.69

duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... It's our Gigantic Shark Bite Beach Blanket! AHHH! And just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water! Designed to look like a giant great white shark jumping out of the water to chomp you whole! The Jaws...

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Beer Bands Bombed Drink Markers

$7.59

Beer Bands are durable, reusable, stretchy molded rings sized to fit bottles, cans... and wrists!  All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. So just stretch Beer Bands around your bottle or can and...

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Big Mouth Giant Butterfly River Tube

$39.99

Float like a butterfly and drink like a fish upon our gorgeous Giant Butterfly River Tube while gracefully butt tubing down the river with your best friends! Transform your summer into something unforgettable with our gigantic and durable...

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Big Mouth Giant Jellyfish Pool Float

$24.99

It’s okay to float around aimlessly in our Giant Jellyfish Pool Float. In fact, we strongly encourage it! If bobbing to the rhythm of the waves in your pool sounds like a productive day, then our Giant Jellyfish Pool Float should be tops on...

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Big Mouth Gigantic Octopus Pool Float

$39.99

If you're a sucker for sea creatures our Gigantic Octopus Pool Float will leave you kraken up at the sight of it! This colossal 8-armed inflatable monstrosity is ready to octo-py any body of water you find yourself in this summer! No squidding! Whether...

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Big Mouth Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set

$9.99

If you like mermaids, our Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set will seem like it was mer-made just for you! Now, this is a tale of two tails. Our mermaid tail shaped drink floaty is so mermazing, we thought that you might become a little shellfish and want to...

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Blue Q B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Blue Q Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Blue Q I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Blue Q Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

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Blue Q Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Blue Q Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

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Dinner Winner Plate Pirate Edition

$18.89

ARRR you kiddin' me?  I'll beat you t' me hidden dessert! The goal of our fun and creative Dinner Winner Pirate Plate is to have your kiddo eat the variety of food on their plate in order to get to the treasure chest where a special hidden...

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Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers

$7.99

Erase your errors in a jiffy pop with our Fresh Popcorn Hot Buttered Erasers! Forseriously, there's no reason to get all salty next time you need to correct an error! That's right, it's time to flip the script because these erasers are piping hot fun!...

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Gigantic Ice Pop Beach Blanket

$23.69

Your summer is guaranteed to be da bomb with our Gigantic Ice Pop Beach Blanket! You'll have a blast posing for pics with the spitting image of an American summertime classic treat! In fact, it may just skyrocket you to Instagram superstardom! 5 foot...

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Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.49

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

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Keep It Weird Platypus Mug

$9.99

Stay true to yourself with our Keep It Weird Platypus Mug! Why be normal? Seriously. Just look how cute this little platypus' face is! Look at that face, just look at it! Once believed to be a hoax, this weird lovable creature appears to be part duck...

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Nailed It Last Place Ribbon Mug

$9.49

You'll enjoy touting your numerous, questionable accomplishments with our Nailed It Last Place Ribbon Mug! Featuring a preposterously prestigious purplely-pink "last place" ribbon on the front and the words "nailed it" proudly printed in gold on...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Big Mouth Giant Driftin' Duck River Tube

$39.99

Extra large, and always in charge our Giant Driftin' Duck River Tube is all that it's quacked up to be and more! Seriously. You say sitting duck like it's a bad thing! This duck is content to have you float down the river on it's back! Not only...

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