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Coming in hot!  Find unimaginably cool and unique gift ideas carefully hoof-selected by our team of magical (and sometimes moody) unicorns!  Our shimmering selection of shiny new products is sure to surprise and delight anyone on your list!

3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool

$14.99 $8.99

Time to chummy up with our 3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool! Our fav killer gadget is fresh to depth! At surface level, he may seem just like your run-of-the-mill man eating great white shark hunting about your kitchen looking for table scraps. But,...

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Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Beer Tree Bottle Cap Drinking Game

$23.99 $14.99

Our Beer Tree Bottle Cap Party Game is a tree that grows with every beer! So, just how long does it need to flower? That depends on you and your party guests! At parties or cozy evenings, the tree grows by the hour. In Germany it's called...

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Monster Erasers

$3.99 $2.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

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Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

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Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to...

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Rum Cocktail Recipe Coaster Sat

$9.99

Our Fred & Friends' Rum Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are part of the formula for a deliciously fun party, and are as handsome as they are absorbent! With a fun vintage retro-style and feel, these cleverly worded coaster will leave you...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

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A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's...

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HandiMonster

$6.99 $4.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

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Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99 $2.99

Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the saying, don't judge a book by its...

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Whiskey Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our Whiskey Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are neat and will knock you off your feet. Each of these six stylish and thirsty coasters feature one of 6 classic whiskey cocktail recipes. Manhattan - For the More Sophisticated Types Mint Julep -...

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Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit

$14.99

Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten...

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Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...

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The Scream Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car.  4 inch tall air freshener Framed copy of Edvard Munch’s The...

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Vodka Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our Vodka Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are the recipe for an Absolut'ly awesome party, and are as goodlooking as they are absorbent! Cosmopolitan - And Escape to New York Kami Kaze It's E-Z - Divinely Limey Moscow Mule From Russia... With...

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Baseball Bat Corn Holders

$12.99 $7.99

Hey butter butter, swing butter! Our Baseball Bat Corn Holders are as corny as they get, and that's just the way we like em! Nobody wants to known as a butter fingers in the game of baseball. So why not keep your digits squeaky clean, and in prime ball...

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Tiny Hands Handages Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Clumsy? Let's have a show of hands. Get your hands on our Tiny Hands Handages Bandages if you're an uncoordinated mess, and things tend to get out of hand quite easily. If you're like us, you've realized by now that it's always good to leave the...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99 $5.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

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Narwhal Sound LED Key Light

$4.99 $2.99

Don't forget your trusty Narwhal Sound LED Key Light at home, the next time you high tail off to your next adventure! A willing travel companion, he's a totally narly gift for unicorn-of-the-sea lovers of all ages! He's not just over-whale-mingly...

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Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

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Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set

$21.99 $13.99

Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for your, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses...

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Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser

$9.99 $5.99

A Unique Tea Infuser! Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018!  Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of...

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Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers

$3.99

A fun icebreaker for parties, our Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers reinvents a classic drinking game! No longer will you stuck with a card stuck to your forehead! Instead, the answer to your 20 questions is hidden in plain sight, at the bottom of your...

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Hell-No Kitty Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

High Quality Snow Mask! We're not sure what we did to deserve this but our Hell-No Kitty Ski Mask hiss just arrived and it is everything you could want and meowr! It's true... we're totally not kitten! Now you can hit the trail with your cattitude on...

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Nervous Poo Bobblehead

$6.99

Our turd'ally lovable Nervous Poo Bobblehead will help you keep your sh*t together when the butterflies launch an attack inside your belly.  Have you ever felt nervous as shit? Ever felt the urge to have a nervous poo? Relax, this little...

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Rock + Crystal Excavation Dig Kit

$8.99

Don't be the last to discover our Rock and Crystal Excavation Dig Kit! It's a gift so rockin' we guarantee your kids will totally dig it! Feeling a little ancient and not so in touch with kids are into these days? Brush it off and connect with your...

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Snorkeling Unicorn Tea Infuser

$12.99 $7.99

A deep tea unicorn adventure!  It's time to go deep tea diving with our Elodie Unicorn Tea Infuser! Elodie is all suited up in her pink-tastic snorkeling gear and ready to drop her rainbow cloud anchor into your mug or tea pot! Up for a tea time...

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Tardigrade Air Freshener

$3.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

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Pocket Periscope

$11.99

We're not just toying around here! Our Pocket Periscope is perfect for looking around corners, over walls, and down the halls. So you may be thinking, what do I really need a periscope for. Well, with so many uses, we had to limit to just a few...

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Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser

$5.99

Don't let a mistake rain on your parade! The sun is out and it's time to erase in a big way with our Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser! This massive rainbow colored eraser will work wonders on any pencil erasing job you have… large and small...

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Not Today Dog-Tired Mug

$9.99

Our Not Today Dog-Tired Mug lets everyone know that if they're expecting a meaningful or even slightly coherent conversation with you, they're barking up the wrong tree. For those morning when you're physically exhausted, and just doggone worn out from...

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Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup

$9.99

Our spill-proof Chill, Baby Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup, is the icing on the cake of the fun and fantastic, yet hair-raising, toddler years! Cleverly designed to look like you're stowing away a cupcake in your diaper bag, it's an adorable way to stash...

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Toy Car Roadway Tape

$7.99

Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a...

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Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals

$6.99

It's about time you included our Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals to your beauty and self-care routine or simply your crystal collection! If you haven't heard of the benefits of Himalayan Rock Salt, you may be living under a rock! (Sorry, we...

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Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow

$19.99

It's not a myth... Our majestic Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow is tails and fins about the rest! Think otherwise? Beach, please. This super soft, snuggable, huggable neck pillow is a terrific travel companion, on trains, plains, and automobiles! Whether...

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Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

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Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

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Magical Unicorn Socks

$6.99

Hoof it in style Prance around all day in our princess-approved Magical Unicorn Socks! This spell-binding pair features a powder blue background sprinkled with: Dreamy unicorns Magic Wands Scepters Hearts Shining diamonds You know it's going...

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Soup Bone Herb Infuser

$9.99 $5.99

Fill up our Soup Bone Herb Infuser by Fred with fresh herbs and whole spices and deliver flavor as well as laughs! It's time to spice things up in the soup department! So, if you think our tea infusers are cool - wait till you get a load of this...

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Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

$9.99 $5.99

Our Fred Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hitting the road this September, coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside tourtisty attractions! You know the ultimate in iconic roadside...

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Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet

$4.99

Go on and give someone the bird.  Our hilarious Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet has come to save the day! Why suffer the rest of your life with somber, dare we say, sullen fingers.  Seriously, what the cluck, man. Lighten up! Just, slide a...

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Humiliating Drink Stickers

$3.99 $2.99

Our Humiliating Drink Stickers are a hilarious way to prank a mate and have everyone in stitches at home or at the bar! All you must do is to seek out the perfect opportunity, create an Oscar-worthy distraction, or do your best ninja impersonation...

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Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

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Awkward Silence Game

$14.99

Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying age-old relationships in the process. Your friends will...

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North Pole Peppermint Puffs

$8.99

We've got Christmas in the bag The story behind our deliciously festive North Pole Peppermint Puffs? As the story goes... One special night a year, Santa and his reindeer fly into the night on a mission: to deliver happiness to every child in the...

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Office Party Swig Time Stapler Corkscrew

$14.99 $8.99

Our cleverly disguised Office Party Stapler Corkscrew won't leave you screwed over the next time an impromptu, in-house, happy hour breaks out at work! While it may look like a mild-mannered regular ole standard office stapler, its secret identity...

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Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...

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I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass ankle socks feature a message to be hidden from plain site...

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Shine + Dine Menu Lamp

$7.99

A glowing example of fun and function, our Shine + Dine Menu Lamp is totally lit! It offers a little light, right where you need it. Struggling to read the menu in that dimly-lit restaurant? Reach for Shine + Dine, the adorable miniature table lamp that...

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Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

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Pocketful Of Starlight Vanilla Sugar

$11.99

Catch a falling star ミ☆ and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away... It's time to count your lucky stars!  Because they have magically aligned to create our dreamy Pocketful of Starlight Vanilla Sugar!   Made from the finest...

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Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...

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Tabletop Curling Game

$12.99

Our Tabletop Curling Game brings the strangest Winter Olympics sport (hey! don't mock the rock!) straight to your boardroom or dinner table. You don't even need ice, any flat surface will do! This fun competitive game can be played any time the mood...

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Mermaid Eraser Set

$4.99 $2.99

These sassy sirens will get along swimmingly with your other erasers! Too cute to be forgotten about our Mermaid Eraser Set will never suffer the fate of being lost within the depths of your junk drawer! A treasure in their own right, these bathing...

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Gnome-aste Meditating Garden Gnome

$17.99

Gn...ommmmmmmm...e Our lotus-pose-having Gnome-aste Meditating Garden Gnome would look ommm-mazing in your home, garden, or office! Did you Gnow that Gnot only are Garden Gnomes experts in the practice of mindful meditation but they are also Gnown for...

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Hangover Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set

$9.99

Our very spirited Hangover Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are a recipe for a successful party, and are as attractive as they are absorbent!  These stylish, retro-designed coasters feature the classics, and some that we can't wait to...

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