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Summary

Kale Candy is most likely the grossest flavored candy EVER!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Mmmm, Mmmmm... no!

Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy is to super gross.

If you are weird and like kale, it probably doesn't taste like the fresh kale you get at WholeFoods.

  • Kale candy probably shouldn’t exist
  • Again, this candy tastes like some form of kale
  • Easy gross piece of sugar candy is individually wrapped

You're reusable tin measures 3 inches x 2 inches x 2 inches and can be used to barf into after you eat kale of any form. Please do not contact customer service to argue with us... we will never agree kale is good.  

Give this to a jerk as a prank gift.

Item Number:
CNDY-2909 
739048129090
Kale Candy
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