Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card Shop more by I'll Know It When I See It
Our Love Is Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card is for people that love to share their methane cuddles to keep their loved ones warm.
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Don't fight my methane cuddles
Our snarky Love Is Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card is perfect for 5 year+ relationships, couples with an affinity for tacos and of course long-standing relationships where flatulence is no longer accidental. You know if you're ready for this card, there's no getting around it... you either hold them or let them fly! Nothing says I love you like a Dutch Oven.
Front: Love is killing each other softly with farts
Inside: Blank for personal message
- Cheeky laughs included
- Printed on premium card stock
- Kraft envelope and sticker
- Includes cellophane sleeve
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb un-coated stock. Our Love Is Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card includes recycled brown kraft envelope, sticker and cellophane sleeve.
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