Kitchen

In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

$12.99

A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while I write this product description. At my house, "I cook... you clean" 9 out of 10 times results in my...

Moist Say Anything Mug

$11.99

We love moist cake! Our delicately worded Moist Say Anything Mug will without a doubt cause a deeply visceral and guttural reaction in those with word sensitivities. For they would argue that this particular "Say Anything Mug should really be called a...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. We're just saying...

My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel

$10.99

Just some food for thought. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street. When we were younger,...

Original Leafy Green Wake and Bake Mug

$23.99

Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug!  Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot java & kind bud in your mug! Our Wake & Bake Mug makes the process of mustering motivation in...

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt

$12.99

Can you pass me some f*ck off? So we all know a few of those recipe robbers...  You know, the ones that will take and make your recipe then bask in all the glory!  Wars were started for less than this! Sure, I just use a little Parsley, Sage,...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...

Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug

$11.99

Sweet toothed Def Leopard fan? Our totally def Pour Some Sugar in Me Mug is going to help you rock your mornings! Yeah! Sugar me! Do you take sugar? one lump or two? Whichever way you take it, holding a generous 16 ounces, this mug will keep you...

Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

Resting Snack Face Handy Tote

$9.99

The lion's share of people will love this bag We'd be lion if we didn't think that everyone should have this Resting Snack Face Handy Tote. It's cute and holds stuff... most notably snacks! We love snacks! Who doesn't love snacks? This tote fits A LOT...

Slow Brew Two For Tea Mug + Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Sloths really know how to embrace life in the slow lane. Follow their lead, kick back, and take a long, slow sip of perfectly brewed tea. Our cozy Two For Tea Mug & Sloth Tea Infuser Gift Set is the perfect companion for when you're feeling...

Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

Wanderware Cocktail Shaker

$15.99

You may wonder where in the world you are, but no matter where the unbeaten path leads... you'll end up prepared for a swanky good time with our Wander Ware Cocktail Shaker! This 10-ounce rugged shaker is a tough and tumble enameled-steel drink mixer,...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hola! Meet our Como Tea Llama Tea Infuser! It's the groovy Peruvian infuser! Simply fill this Fred and Friends Andean-inspired infuser with your favorite blend of tea, stand it upright in your mug, and steep. You'll be rewarded with fresh...

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition

$19.99

A fun treat for your little space cadet! Create an atmosphere of fun at mealtime with our Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition!  An engaging mealtime adventure, Fred’s award-winning Dinner Winner provides eat-as-you-go action that...

Embracing Mediocrity Mug

$11.99

Meh, I'm happy enough with it... Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get Ready to Undo Your Pants, this double entendre gets to...

I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

$12.99

We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!  After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...

I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...

People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

$10.99

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...

Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt

$17.99

Pop Something Into The Oven! Our Poppin' Hot Oven Mitt brings new meaning to popping something into the oven for dinner! This outstanding piece of artistry is an homage to one of mankind's greatest achievements - no, not electricity or sliced bread.....

Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

$9.99

Relax with your Sunday None-Day Spirit Animal When you want to take life slow and hang out with a cup of tea, our Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser is happy to be there for you!  Time to smell the roses.   You deserve to take a break from your...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$13.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

$12.99

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel lets everyone at your party know they're about to have a good time. Wink...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

$9.99

Is this the real life?  Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now!  It's o-fish-al!  Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our delightful You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt is great for serving up tasty dishes and good vibes! You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actually, no. I take that back. Those things are...

Dinner Winner Plate Supper Hero Edition

$19.99

Play with your food or you're grounded! Look down at the floor!  It's a roll!  It's a blob of mashed potatoes!  It's your kid's dinner anywhere but in their belly! Your lil super hero will soon be fighting at the chance to eat everything...

Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser

$14.99

It’s tea time, so bottom’s up! Our Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser is a charming tea infuser that floats in your cup — bobbing and brewing loose tea leaves to perfection. When you're stressed out and feel like telling the world to go...

F*ck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

That's what cheese said. Don't be Bleu! Our unbrielievably accurate Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel is the perfect irreverent hostess gift you've been searching for! It's a mozzar-hella cool present for your cheesiest friend. After all, you guys are...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote

$9.99

Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice?  This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. Super-absorbent 100% cotton Juice approved Made from...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

Love Potion Decanter

$19.99

The intoxicating charm of our Love Potion Decanter will entice you to let your emotions flow, rather than keeping them bottled up inside! This generously-sized glass decanter holds 34 oz of passion-producing libations. A fun + useful piece of...

Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot Tub Throw some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$12.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors,...

Static Clean Retro TV Sponge Holder

$6.99

When static is useful! Our Static Clean Retro TV Sponge Holder is an homage to the days when TV only got three channels and one of them was always static! The good ole days when the only remote control y ou had at your disposal was forcing your younger...

Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser

$14.99

Our floating Swan Pool Float-Tea Infuser will warm you up with sunbeam filled memories of summer, and freshly infused hot tea of course! Before executing a tired-and-true belly flop into your bed after a long winter's day, finish of your day with a...

Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug.  It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...

Woke AF Mug

$11.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Let's Get Lit Holiday Beer Glass

$14.99

My holiday is going to be very bright! Our Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass makes holidays merry and bright! We took Getting Lit literally and put one of the best parts about the holidays in the palm of your hand. Our LED Holiday Beer Glass...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper

$5.99

Pop! Press! And Preserve! Our Ever Cork Vacuum Wine Stopper will let the wine you savor keep its flavor! Simple air retraction system helps preserve the freshness of any bottle!  Easy as 1-2-3! Pop! Press! Preserve!  To use,...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers

$7.99

Swizzle stick add flair to your drinks and our Notes To Self Drunk Stirrers do not fail to deliver! Your drinks will get mixed with an extra splash of personality using this set of charmingly vocal set of 4 drink stirrers. Use to combine the perfect...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$16.99

As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...

Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

UFO Beer Glass

$14.99

Beam Up The Beer! Our UFO Beer Glass will help you get in touch with the extraterrestrials while enjoying a cold one, especially after a few cold ones! Shaped as the classic cow stealing UFO beam with a spaceship the words Earthling words “Beam Up...

Watermelon Cooler Bag

$24.99

Get ready to lose your rind! Our refreshingly fun Watermelon Cooler Bag is a totally non-seedy way to carry your cold ones!  Watermelon slice EVA-lined cooler Carries 12 standard sized cans Secure zipper closure Shoulder straps to free up...

Giant F-Bomb Mug

$14.99

Drop the F-Bomb! If you need to drop the F-Bomb but fear the wrath of a nearby boss, mother or nun, then you need our F-Bomb mug. It gets the point across with a mouthful of coffee—not soap. Holds 14 oz. of your favorite beverage Great for...

Bomb Pop Cooler Bag

$24.99

Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design  Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder Straps Just add...

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