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In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

I Might Be High Mug

$9.89

You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our cheeky I Might Be High Mug tells the world exactly how you’re feeling. With a colorful floral background on a white mug, you’re letting everyone know how much you’re high...

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Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullsh*t Mug

$9.89

Nothing invites a friendly debate like our Let Me Tell You Why That's Bullshit Mug!   Let the discussion (aka shit talking) begin! You've generously and quietly listened to their side of things, now it's time to take the bull by the horn, along...

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Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.49

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

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Squirreled Away Food Bank Safe

$14.99

No need to go nutty thinking about where to stash your cash and jewels! Tuck them into our extra fancy Squirreled Away Food Bank Safe and they'll be hidden right in plain sight! Peek under the lid to find a keyed, locking safe that keeps your valuables...

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Winer Dogs Drink Markers

$9.49

It's been a ruff week... your dogs are barking and you're just begging for someone to off-fur you a drink.  Stop whimpering already.  It's time to get the paw-ty started with our Winer Dog Drink Makers! What better to mark you territory than...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Blue Q Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

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Embracing Mediocrity Good Enough Mug

$9.89

Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but sometimes we can’t say them out...

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G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$11.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

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Lobster Claw Pot Pinchers Pot Holders

$14.99

Hot pots?  No problem!  Our Pot Pinchers Lobster Pot Holders lobster will do in a pinch! These pot grips are red and ready to protect your hands from the heat.  They'll scuttle their way into your heart! A totally clawsome gift for...

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Sunk-In Salt + Pepper Shakers

$15.19

If you have the sinking feeling that you need to up your hostess gift game, our Sunk-In Salt + Pepper Shakers are here to help shake things up and add some spice to your repertoire! Standard salt and pepper shakers are so boring.  While this is a...

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Blue Q Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

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Mason Jar Zipper Bags

$4.99

Is your collection of Mason Jars getting out of hand? We here ya! It's time to take a break from heavy jars, when you're on the go, with our brilliant reusable Mason Jar Zipper Bags! Guaranteed to make others do a double-take, these clever zip-closed...

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Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set

$9.99

Life isn’t black and white, unless you're our en'dangerously cute Daydreaming Panda Salt + Pepper Shaker Set! This dashing day dreaming pair is ready to serve up an able dose of cuteness to your kitchen, dining room, or desk office. An unbearbly...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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Ruff Life Magnet Set

$5.99

People seem to be irresistibly drawn to our Ruff Life Magnet Set and and it's not just because they're magnetic!  They're infectiously happy and anything but melon-collie. Life can be ruff.  That's why dogs were invented, to teach us about...

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Spam® Can Decoy Secret Safe

$9.99

Trust us... not many are a fan of spam, electronic of otherwise.  Even if the entire state of Hawaii tries to convince you otherwise.  Once you leave paradise and find yourself land locked, it tastes like the block of who-knows-what that it is...

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Wish You Were Beer Coffee Mug

$12.99

Our pitcher perfect Wish You Were Beer Coffee Mug was made for beer lovers!  If you daydream of brewskis while brewing a fresh pot of coffee in the morning, this might be the mug for you!  Cleverly designed to look a freshly poured draft beer,...

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All Out Of... Notepad

$6.29

Have you ever wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? The Perpetual Kid sure has! Stick our All Out Of... Notepad on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when...

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Beer Snob Beer Glass

$19.99

For the beer lover with the distinguished palette, our Beer Snob Beer Glass is for you! You appreciate the finer things in life, including a nice, cold beer. Why not serve it up in style? Beer Snob is an elegant, stemmed glass that happens to look like...

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Flipside Hello Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.69

No need for the dishes to pile up in the sink while you're too lazy to sniff the glasses to see if they're clean or dirty! A great gift for the roommate or life mate whom seems to never have been properly introduced to the dishwasher... our Hello...

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Funny Side Up Froggy Egg Mold

$9.49

It's not easy being green, especially if your eggs... amiright Sam? Well now you can add some croak to your yolk with our Funny Side Up Froggy Egg Mold! No more will your mornings bog you down... you'll leap out of bed with anticipation of your...

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The Gold Party Cup

$15.19

Be it a golden pilsner or a radiant rum, your drink will take on distinctly lavish glow in our legendary The Gold Party Cup. A shiny twist on the classic party cup, it holds a generous 16 ounces of your favorite beverage in a well-deserved chalice of...

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Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

$9.89

Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of the mug says And I’ll Ask The Internet. Seriously, why would I know how many days till Christmas...

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Blue Q Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

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