Kitchen

In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.99

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

Humiliating Drink Stickers

$3.99 $2.00

Our Humiliating Drink Stickers are a hilarious way to prank a mate and have everyone in stitches at home or at the bar! All you must do is to seek out the perfect opportunity, create an Oscar-worthy distraction, or do your best ninja impersonation...

Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99 $5.00

An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle stings the...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Sriracha Sippy Cup

$6.49

Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce?  We say start em young!    Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training!    You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

Ladies Night Drink Markers

$10.99 $5.00

Add some Magic to your night We saw you checking out our Ladies Night Drink Markers... These athletic hunks will maneuver and cling to your glass in a variety of positions you wouldn't think is possible! Set of 4 Cheeky ladies night drink...

Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...

Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick

$5.99

Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug

$11.99 $5.00

A Reminder Of How Much She Loves Me And Jewelry Our I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug is a real gem of a coffee cup! Sassy yet classy, it's just our cup of tea, indeed! This large cheeky mug is covered in fun diamond...

Let's Get Kraken Sculpted Mug

$14.99

Our Let's Get Kraken Sculpted Mug will help you unleash the hidden morning motivation hiding deep under the tough exterior of the snooze button layer of your brain. This mythical deep-sea dwelling creature is up in arms at your lack of speed in the...

Ninja Mug

$9.99

Best Served With Black CoffeeThere aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $7.50

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers

$3.99

A fun icebreaker for parties, our Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers reinvents a classic drinking game! No longer will you stuck with a card stuck to your forehead! Instead, the answer to your 20 questions is hidden in plain sight, at the bottom of your...

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

$13.49

Enough of the body shaming already!   It's time we celebrate the dreaded muffin top with our deliciously fun Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds!   We've all seen this look before, but not like this!   Fill these adorable jean-style cupcake...

Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the sea...

Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

Smug Cat Mug

$13.99

Fur seriously. We're not kitten. It's high time you finally outsmarted your sneaky kitty... and our Smug Cat Mug with Lid is just the trick! This curiously cat shaped ceramic mug with removable lid is a clever way to keep your creeping kitty's face and...

Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle, Cereal Dish Towel

$10.99

Cheerio!  Our perfectly flake-y Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle Cereal Dish Towel encourages you to dive into your day and a giant bowl of cereal! At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The...

Chopstick Kids

$15.99

Kid Friendly Chopsticks! Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone.  You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the CHOPSTICK KIDS for help! These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$7.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...

Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're enough to make any Cabernet Sauvignon blush! Imagine. It's...

I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...

Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool

$14.99

Time to chummy up with our 3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool! Our fav killer gadget is fresh to depth! At surface level, he may seem just like your run-of-the-mill man eating great white shark hunting about your kitchen looking for table scraps. But,...

Beer Tree Bottle Cap Drinking Game

$23.99

Our Beer Tree Bottle Cap Party Game is a tree that grows with every beer! So, just how long does it need to flower? That depends on you and your party guests! At parties or cozy evenings, the tree grows by the hour. In Germany it's called...

Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

$10.99

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. It's where your idyllic childhood and adulthood...

People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

$10.99

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a gift for your crazy cat lady friend? or maybe you just...

Love Potion Decanter

$19.99

The intoxicating charm of our Love Potion Decanter will entice you to let your emotions flow, rather than keeping them bottled up inside! This generously-sized glass decanter holds 34 oz of passion-producing libations. A fun + useful piece of...

Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers?  Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin...

My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel

$10.99

Just some food for thought. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street. When we were younger,...

When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel

$10.99

Oh deer! Does our When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel resonate with us!  You're not going to settle for people who don't know your worth, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the...