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THE BUTCHER GARDEN GNOME

Lawn Ornament Hating Garden Gnomeby BigMouth, Inc.

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Lawn Ornament Hating Garden Gnome and more Cool Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Ain't gnome body gonna be messin' with you or your beautiful yard when our Lawn Orname

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Ain't gnome body gonna be messin' with you or your beautiful yard when our Lawn Ornament Hating Garden Gnome is prominently displayed.   No more kids on YOUR lawn...ever, mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Have a flock of plastic pink flamingos taking over your neighborhood?   This charming garden accessory features an unlucky faux pink flamingo and a gnome with a crazed look in his eyes.   It is powerful enough to strike the fear of demise in any other lawn ornaments plastic heart!

Measures approximately 8.5 inches tall x 6 inches wide.   Resin.  

Only plastic flamingos were harmed!  

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GNOM-9995
THE BUTCHER GARDEN GNOME
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