Legend (wait for it) Dairy Organic Milk Socks Shop more by Perpetual Kid Exclusives
Moooo've on over boring socks, our Legend (wait for it) Dairy Organic Milk Socks are new in town and gearing up for some seriously fun hoofing around!
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Moooo've on over boring socks, our Legend (wait for it) Dairy Organic Milk Socks are new in town and gearing up for some serious fun and hoofing around!
You'll be inspired to milk it for all it's worth when pull these grass-fed, farm fresh socks up over your piggies! There's something in the way she moos... attracts me like no udder lover. Lovingly fit for the girl next door or the frostiest of Dairy Queens. The adorable cow's head featured on these blue and white socks will warm the coldest of hearts, and milk.
If you've gotten this far, we have to wonder. Did you read the whole thing? or do you prefer to skim? Personally, we're half and half. As a reward we'll attempt to entertain you with some random tidbits.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteruized before you even see it!
Despite our warnings, Jeremy tipped the cow. How dairy!
Ladies and cattlement... Lactose intolerent or not, milk lovers will love this thoughtful gift. We bet they'll get warm fuzzies inside and out!
One pair of milk carton socks. Fits women's size 5-9.5. 100% Cotton with Spandex. Spoiler alert! Our Legend (wait for it) Dairy Organic Milk Socks will spoil your tootsies!