Our cunning Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card offers great advice on living your best life!
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Grab life by the balls!
Pass our cunning Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card along to friend. It's a great reminder to take charge, be themselves and take no crap. Grabbing life by the horns and seizing the day is how to live a happy life.
Front: Life is about kicking ass not kissing it
Inside: Blank for a sassy-ass message
- Sass and spunk included
- Printed on premium card stock
- Includes kraft envelope
- Made in USA
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. Our Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!
- Item Number:
- CARD-0926
- 200199209264
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