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Our cunning Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card offers great advice on living your best life!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Grab life by the balls!

Pass our cunning Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card along to friend. It's a great reminder to take charge, be themselves and take no crap. Grabbing life by the horns and seizing the day is how to live a happy life.

Front: Life is about kicking ass not kissing it
Inside: Blank for a sassy-ass message

  • Sass and spunk included
  • Printed on premium card stock
  • Includes kraft envelope
  • Made in USA

Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. Our Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!

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CARD-0926 
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