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Listen Up Bitches Card is a fantastic way to send a birthday message to your group for everyone to get together and raise a glass and maybe some hell again.

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If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one.

Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting Better Birthday Card is a great send to all your besties. It's time to tell it like it is... We're Not Getting Older... We're Getting Better! This special birthday friend is getting more wonderful, not aged, as the years roll on.

A fantastic card to send to your group for everyone to get together and raise a glass and maybe some hell again. Because really, when was the last time you were all together? Tammy's wedding? That didn't really count... you know why. I don't even want to talk about that shit.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your friends and family members who enjoy a good laugh and a saucy birthday party.

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our Listen Up B*tches We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card is proudly made in the USA! 

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Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting Better Birthday Card
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