Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today... to introduce you to our tasteful but cheap Modest Pet Urn!
Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is surely modestly priced. It mysteriously resembles a coffee can and comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased.
Includes a thoughtful fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the death of a goldfish shouldn't make you go bust!
Measures approximately 5 inches tall x 4 inches in diameter. In addition, theres a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap.