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Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap

$6.29
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SOAP-0095
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Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful not to create a nuclear reaction in the shower! Especially if the shower is located in Russia, and the soap was delivered to you in a briefcase in exchange for cold hard cash!

When asked for a comment, The Committee on Foreign Investments in the United States stated, "Ummm, look... a bird" then pointed to the sky and ran away."

Just charge it up under a light and let it glow green in the dark!

Measures 2.25 inches wide x 3 inches tall x 1 inch deep. Human tested and vegan friendly. Not approved by the Clinton Foundation. Rainwater scented.

Handmade in the god ol' U.S. of A! Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap is available to be shipped worldwide... including Russia.  

Hand-poured natural vegetable glycerin soap, vegan friendly.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Safflower Oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Soy Bean Protein, Zinc Sulfide, Copper Cloride, Water Soluble Paper, Fragrance.

Shipping & Returns

Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.