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Do you know someone who's been naughty this year? Our coal-shaped Lump O' Coal Gum is the perfect stocking stuffer to gift those on the naughty list! It's the perfect-sized stocking stuffer gift to take into the office or to pass out at your holiday parties.
The collectable tin holds 1 oz of delicious coal-shaped gum.
Tin measures 3 inch diameter.
- Item Number
- GUMC-5240
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