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MACHISMO CANDY CIGARETTES

Machismo Candy Cigarettes

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Archie McPhee

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Description

Popular Gifts and Machismo Candy Cigarettes at Perpetual Kid. Our Machismo Candy Cigarettes are made specifically for manly men.   Women, children and sissies

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The Juicy Details

Our Machismo Candy Cigarettes are made specifically for manly men.   Women, children and sissies need not apply. Each 3.75 inches tall x 2 inch pack contains twelve 3.5 long sticks of orange-flavored candy that look somewhat like real cigarettes.

We're pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!  So refreshing! 

Adults only!

Item Number
CIGR-2131
MACHISMO CANDY CIGARETTES
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