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Summary

WARNING: You will lose friends! You may lose your job! HR will start requiring closed toe shoes in the office! Don't even think about doing this in a library!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Best office gift ever!

Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails.

What is destined to be the White Elephant gift of all time, the Flip N' Clip Pen will always be with you. Someone asks to borrow you pen? Pull it out and they'll just give you a look and walk away. Your boss is always telling you to multi-task more often? Pull it out in a meeting and start trimming those toe nails. 

  • Best WORST gift ever!
  • Nobody will bother ever go near you again
  • Peaks your multi-tasking and productivity in meetings to 150%

Our exclusive Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen comes with nail clipper and built-in nail file! Easily store it in your pocket or purse for that quick grooming session while taking notes.  

WARNING:

  • You will lose friends!
  • You may lose your job!
  • HR will start requiring closed toe shoes in the office!
  • Don't even think about doing this in a library!

Pick your favorite color and become the most hated person in the office!

Item Number:
PENN-0977-XX 
722950309773
White Elephant Gift for Co-Worker
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