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Man Hands and more Great Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Ladies!   Have you ever dreamt about having freakishly masculine hands?   Well now you can fulfill your

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Ladies!   Have you ever dreamt about having freakishly masculine hands?   Well now you can fulfill your disturbing fantasy with our ridiculously over sized Man Hands gloves!  

She had man hands - the hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast. - Seinfeld

Even if you're not a fan of Seinfeld (although we probably wouldn't be willingly talking to you right now if you weren't) these husky mitts will come in handy for a variety of reasons!   Imagine the ease of hailing a cab, giving epic high fives, easily directing traffic or getting noticed first when volunteering for something!

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FUN FACT:   Gillian "Man Hands" from Seinfeld is the same actress who plays Pam from True Blood!   Mind. Blown.

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