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MAN SIZE MOUSTACHE

Man Size Moustache by NPW

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Description

Man Size Moustache and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. When you're ready to have a mustache, don't cheat yourself by buying or growing a short, puny on

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

When you're ready to have a mustache, don't cheat yourself by buying or growing a short, puny one.  You should proudly wear our Man Size Moustache.  There has never been a more masculine stache.  This black facial hair will really bring out your testosterone!  Time to get some stache wax and curl up the ends!

A series of innovations elevate this mustache beyond the mere single-use, adhesive variety.  The Man Size Moustache is lined with a soft velveteen fabric for luxurious contact with the face, then worn on a sturdy elastic loop.  It can also be groomed, trimmed and shaped to the wearer's requirements.  This means it can be worn on any occasion and will continue to deliver its distinguished bristliness for many years to come.

Measures 6 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall.  We call the stache color Mario black.  Caution: May cause awesomeness!

Item Number
MUST-8623
MAN SIZE MOUSTACHE
Free Shipping $49+

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