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Meat Tattoos (Damaged Packaging)



Bringing a new meaning to the term arm fat, our Meat Tattoos are perfect if you want to show off that you're bringing home the bacon, living high on the hog, that you're a Grade A piece of meat, or simply declaring your love of beef and bacon for the whole world to see.   Also useful for passive aggressive attacks, when you have a beef with your vegan roommate.

Fire up the grill and get your carnivore on with this pack of 14 tattoos.   Simply apply to bacon-greaseless skin, with water and gentle pressure.   Will typically wear off after a few days, with soap and water, or sooner if you find your tattoo being repeatedly tasted for flavor.

Sizes vary.   Each tattoo measures 1 to 3 inches long.

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