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Show off your pride for USA with our unwavering Men's Patriot Socks! Show off your patriot status and love for the United States of America anytime you damn w

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Show off your pride for USA with our unwavering Men's Patriot Socks! 

You'll be rocking the stars and stripes in their full glory. It's a fun way to show off your undying patriotism and love of the red, white, and blue!

No need to wait for the Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Election Day, or any other national holiday to wear flag loving socks. Show off your patriot status and love for the United States of America anytime you damn well feel like it!

 "The definition of insanity is wearing the same plain socks every day and expecting a different outcome!" ~Albert Sockstein

One pair of red, white, and blue, stars + stripes socks. Sizing: Men's 8.5-13, Women's 10-12.5. Made of 75% Cotton 20% Polyamide 4% Elastane. Extra comfortable heel and toe made to last! These Two Left Feet's Men's Patriot Socks are a real trip!

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Men's Patriot Socks
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