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Middle Child Mints
Middle Child Mints
Middle Child Mints

Middle Child Mintsby Archie McPhee

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Middle Child Mints and more Specialty Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the

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Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are totally as good as any other mint and a perfect sweet distraction from being ignored or having your accomplishments diminished.

This is the perfect gift to give a child to apologize for forgetting to pick them up from soccer practice a couple of times. Put them in your pocket, and forget about them.

Tin of mints measures approximately 3.15 inches long x 1.5 inches wide x .5 inch. Contains .85 oz. of mints.

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MINT-2662
Middle Child Mints
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