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Middle Child Mints and more Specialty Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are totally as good as any other mint and a perfect sweet distraction from being ignored or having your accomplishments diminished.

This is the perfect gift to give a child to apologize for forgetting to pick them up from soccer practice a couple of times. Put them in your pocket, and forget about them.

Tin of mints measures approximately 3.15 inches long x 1.5 inches wide x .5 inch. Contains .85 oz. of mints.

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Middle Child Mints
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