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Military Wives Candle


You won't find this at the commissary!

If the acronyms PCS, LES, and DFAC mean anything to you, then keep yourself armed with our hilariously relatable Military Wives Candle!  A fun gift that totally gets you, and understands the military life of a wife!

  • Chaotic Kumquat Scented
  • Label reads: Smells like oh, cool. We're moving again. 
  • The kids just figured out where their bedrooms are.
  • Double wick burn time: 60 hours
  • Hand-poured 100% \ wax candle
  • Leave it to Whiskey River to deploy the perfect candle!

Where are we again? Pretty sure we were in Seattle yesterday but my phone says I'm now checking the local forecast in Virginia. You know what that means... time to find a new school for the kids! Again. Four cities in six years. And the kids had just figured out where their bedrooms were.

Forget about Yankee Candle or that Scentsy party madness, and bask in the warm glow of constant change and uncertainty.

Military Wives Candle is handmade, no two are identical. Kinda like the houses on base, amiright? 17 oz. Burn time is approx. 60 hours. Citrus scented.

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