We all know that one person that is accident prone. They accidentally rip their reports, knock their coffee off of the desk, hit "reply all" on way too personal of emails, and so on.
For life's little crimes and misdemeanors, those individuals are highly in need of our Mini Crime Scene Tape. The next time they have a calamity, you can just tape around the affected area! So, they jammed the printer?! "CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS"!!
100 feet of tape. Plastic dispenser.