Spring Gift Sale

Mints & Candies

Looking for a refreshing spin on a gift?  Check out our sweet collection of witty and fantastical candies and mints!  From pocket sized tins to full size treats you'll find fun and unusual presents to entertain and delight!  Spare us from your bad breath with some good humor!

Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

So... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freuds...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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CLASSIC SUPERMAN MINTS
50% OFF

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

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Trump Impeachmints

$2.99

Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make friends. Create a better environment! Trust us. It’s...

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Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.59

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini gymnastic bird feeder raiders in your hood... While...

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Middle Child Mints

$3.99

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

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MONTY PYTHON'S WAFER THIN MINTS
50% OFF

Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote?...

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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$2.99

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the...

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Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived to battle the evil lurking in your mouth! ...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments.  These little mints will...

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Introvert Mints

$3.79

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself every time you see the tin! Instead, you can enjoy your own...

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CUPCAKE MINTS
50% OFF

Cupcake Mints

$3.99 $1.99

Lets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even more! Each 3 inch wide...

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