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Mmmm Plus Eat Woven Dish Towel
Mmmm Plus Eat Woven Dish Towel
Mmmm Plus Eat Woven Dish Towel

Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel Shop more by Blue Q

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Summary

This dish towel doesn't just meat expectations, it exceeds them!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

If our math is correct...

It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm +  EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel doesn't just meat expectations, it exceeds them!

  • Super-absorbent
  • 100% cotton
  • Jacquard design

Great gift for meat lovers, friends, family and of course yourself!

Measures 28 inches x 21 inches. Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton.

Item Number:
TOWL-3235 
092657032350
Mmmm Plus Eat Woven Dish Towel
*Free Shipping $49+
Great gift for meat lovers!

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