Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum Shop more by Blue Q
That Motherf*cker Better Card Me... or things are going to get really ugly... and my feeling will be hurt.
100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.
* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!
Of course, yes, I do have my license!
So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45. You can't even imagine what I will do to you if you don't card me!
Forever ago... We took a friend's mom out to lunch at a beach bar for her 50th birthday. The adorable (and smart) bartender asked for her I.D., which she didn't have on her. She was so flustered in a cute unknowing way that she was truely offering to go home and grab it. Not that's what we ladies want! Flatter us!
- Anyone that doesn't like showing ID for a drink is not human
- Flattery will get you a bigger tip!
8 pieces. Refreshing cinnamon flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
Our Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum should be a staple in every gal's purse!
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