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Summary

That Motherf*cker Better Card Me... or things are going to get really ugly... and my feeling will be hurt.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Of course, yes, I do have my license!

So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45.  You can't even imagine what I will do to you if you don't card me!

Forever ago... We took a friend's mom out to lunch at a beach bar for her 50th birthday.  The adorable (and smart) bartender asked for her I.D., which she didn't have on her.  She was so flustered in a cute unknowing way that she was truely offering to go home and grab it.  Not that's what we ladies want!  Flatter us!

  • Anyone that doesn't like showing ID for a drink is not human

  • Flattery will get you a bigger tip!

8 pieces. Refreshing cinnamon flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Our Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum should be a staple in every gal's purse!

Item Number:
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Motherfucker Better Card Me Gum
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Just card me dammit!

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