Unique Gift Sale

Mother's Day

Mother's Day is right around the corner! Your mama gifted you with a delightfully twisted sense of humor, the least you can do is return the favor by selecting one of our endlessly amusing Mother's Day Gifts! You'll either make her proud, cringe, or hopefully both! With a strange menagerie of wildly unique, quirky, fun, thoughtful, and sometimes plain odd, gifts to choose from, we're confident that you'll find something to echo your personality and the unique relationship you have with your mom, mommy, mama, madre, mamu, MOM!

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Calm The F**k Down Tea Snarky Tea

$14.99

Adulting is hard.    Like, really hard.     Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help. You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off,...

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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$13.39

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top of every cat lover's list!  After, all if could...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember...

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Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today SocksFor the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are there to cheer you one! Because some days you can only...

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Mr. Tea Infuser

$9.99

Your Mug Is His Hot TubThrow some tea in your trousers!   Our Mr. Tea Infuser is fun and easy to use!   He's no fool!   Mr. Tea is the perfect tea-time companion for your afternoon tea.     Just load his little silicone pants...

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Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

There’s a new set of yogis in town and we’re here for the elastic waistbands, and our drink of choice is Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea. We want something that says “we might work out later,” because hey - we’re dreamers...

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Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.49

Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day movies. No need to worry about...

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Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$24.89

Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No kitten! Most Tiki mugs look like grumpy old dudes, but these...

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Crazy Cat Lady Socks

$9.99

Our Crazy Cat Lady Socks are the purrfect socks for your cats to shed on! You’ve probably got socks, shirts and possibly even a pair of leggings with cats on them. But what about you? These socks celebrate the person behind the cats. The unsung...

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Cupcake Bandages

$5.49

Cover Your Cuts With Cute! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Experience the mouth-watering healing power of cupcakes! These Cupcake Bandages let you use the healing power of adorable baked goods to help heal physical...

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F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are...

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Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

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I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

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Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

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Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder

$18.89

Our Shine + Dine Diamond Ring LED Bag Holder will allow you to wine and dine, and feel just fine! You'll never have to worry about finding a place to safely place your purse, with this adorable, dual-purpose glamourous gadget! It looks like a...

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Tough Cookies Cookie Cutters

$11.99

Bad Ass Tattoo Cookie CutterWe noticed that many folks these days are really into tattoos. Perpetual Kid, on the other hand, is into cookies - our moms won't yell at us for cookies!  So that seemed like a good starting point for Tough Cookies. ...

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Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

$9.99

Is this the real life?  Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now!  It's o-fish-al!  Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...

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Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Instant Reality Check, Someone Owns You For Atleast Another 18 YearsOur Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never...

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All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel

$10.99

Our hilariously accurate All Food Is Dog Food Dish Towel is all it's barked up to be! Because, as any dog owner knows, there's no such thing as the 5 second rule when you have a dog around! If you have a furry 4 legged-vacuum cleaner you'll know exactly...

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Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it??  Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...

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F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea

$14.99

We can help you relax and unplug! It’s 11:45 p.m. and you’ve found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.  You’re now 46 weeks into a stranger’s past looking for any sign of your ex-boyfriend. You know you’re in...

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I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

$12.99

We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal!  After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...

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I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

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Moist Say Anything Mug

$9.89

Our delicately worded Moist Say Anything Mug will without a doubt cause a deeply visceral and guttural reaction in those with word sensitivities. For they would argue that this particular "Say Anything Mug should really be called a please Say Anything...

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Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your LiveWhether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

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Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

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Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

$9.49

Relax with your Sunday None-Day Spirit Animal When you want to take life slow and hang out with a cup of tea, our Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser is happy to be there for you!  Time to smell the roses.   You deserve to take a break from your...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

No One Can Truely Understand MenAre you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to,...

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Winer Dogs Drink Markers

$9.49

It's been a ruff week... your dogs are barking and you're just begging for someone to off-fur you a drink.  Stop whimpering already.  It's time to get the paw-ty started with our Winer Dog Drink Makers! What better to mark you territory than...

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Yard Goods Tire Planter

$11.39

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! It’s classic roadside Americana sized down for succulents, air plants and even herbs! Pile on the...

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You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our delightful You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt is great for serving up tasty dishes and good vibes! You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actually, no. I take that back. Those things are...

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Big Brew Pink Elephant Tea Infuser

$9.49

Don't panic.  You're not delirious.  There really is an elephant in the room and he happens to be bathing in your tea. Our Big Brew Pink Elephant Tea Infuser makes tea worth trumpeting about.  Just perch this perky pink pachyderm in your...

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Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You SocksOur Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know... yourself! These...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins

$7.59

Pretty pushpins are all the buzz due to our HumTacks Hummingbird Pushpins! There's little more hypnotizing in nature than watching tiny hummingbirds buzzing around flowers and drinking nectar. Now you can bring that magic to your pinboard with this...

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I Have Mood Swings Socks

$10.99

Got Something To Say?While they may potentially be the last thing someone sees before you kick em to the curb, our I Have Mood Swings Socks playfully admit to your sometimes unexpected rapid change of demeanor.   The only thing that could make these...

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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel

$12.99

Our Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel will look perfect hanging off the stove that you only use to store bread and chips! Because, if you strongly identify with this towel, the chances are you're simply obsessed with pandas... or the closest you've coming to...

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Social Climbers Squirrel Wine Charms

$9.49

We've all witnessed crazy squirrel antics, hanging in precarious positions or leaping small plants in a single bound to hoard away mass amounts of food.  Now that's the kind of dedication we look for in a wine charm! Our adorable set of Squirrel...

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Things, Stuffs + Goods Stashed Storage Jars

$25.99

Blindly rummaging junk drawer is so passe, put that crap in some fancy glass jars, with ironically generic vintage-style gold graphics instead! Our Stashed Storage Jars are a stunning way to store your essentials. They're classic wide-mouth jars made...

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Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser

$9.99

A Unique Tea Infuser! Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018!  Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of...

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Unicorn Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Behold, the loveliest of them all - our majestic Unicorn Reusable Shopping Tote! This majestic bag featuring a perfectly poised unicorn resting amongst a plethora of flowers on a beautiful blue-sky-cloud-filled day is big enough to hold all your hopes...

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Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass

$18.89

Our Wine Enthusiast Half Bottle of Wine Glass is the elegantly excessive glass for big thinker with big thoughts! We heard it through the grapevine that the first thing on your bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine... and that sounds like an...

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Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set

$21.99

Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for your, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses...

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