Spring Gift Sale

Mother's Day

Mother's Day is right around the corner! Your mama gifted you with a delightfully twisted sense of humor, the least you can do is return the favor by selecting one of our endlessly amusing Mother's Day Gifts! You'll either make her proud, cringe, or hopefully both! With a strange menagerie of wildly unique, quirky, fun, thoughtful, and sometimes plain odd, gifts to choose from, we're confident that you'll find something to echo your personality and the unique relationship you have with your mom, mommy, mama, madre, mamu, MOM!

Blue Q B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Blue Q Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my...

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Blue Q Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our amazing Duchess of...

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Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

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Blue Q I Have Mood Swings Socks

$10.99

While they may potentially be the last thing someone sees before you kick em to the curb, our I Have Mood Swings Socks playfully admit to your sometimes unexpected rapid change of demeanor.   The only thing that could make these socks better is if...

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Blue Q Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Blue Q Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how amazing these socks are!...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

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Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

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Blue Q This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

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Gigantic Cupcake Beach Blanket

$23.69

That's no mirage, it's our Gigantic Cupcake Beach Blanket! Nom Nom Nom Nom… A delicious dessert when it’s as hot as a desert? Our humongous Cupcake Beach Blanket lets you enjoy both—without getting gritty sand in your teeth. It sits 5...

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Good Measure Tequila Recipe Glass

$9.49

Looking for a way to spice up your Friday night?  Our hip and functional Good Measure Tequila Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! This stylish 16-oz measuring ​​glass, printed with 7 delectable cocktail recipes, is sure to turn you...

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Koala Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.49

​​You may be thinking... How can the seemingly most chill animal on earth possibly be the best candidate for the daunting task of protecting my glass of vino from my fellow winos?  But, what you may not know is that koalas can display an extremely...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Social Climbers Squirrel Wine Charms

$9.49

We've all witnessed crazy squirrel antics, hanging in precarious positions or leaping small plants in a single bound to hoard away mass amounts of food.  Now that's the kind of dedication we look for in a wine charm! Our adorable set of Squirrel...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.49

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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Big Mouth Giant Flower Power Pool Float

$29.99

It's high time you let your hair down and allowed yourself to drift for hours in the flowers with our Giant Flower Power Pool Float!  This buoyant blossom offers a peaceful resistance against the sun warmed water, while you sunshine daydream your...

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Blue Q Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Our Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never be the same again. You may have had a hamster when you were younger...

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Blue Q Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a...

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Blue Q Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Blue Q Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

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Blue Q Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss, Helen Mirren... we can think...

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Blue Q Hangry Wolf Dish Towel

$12.99

Lookout! Our Hangry Wolf Dish Towel is on the prowl. And he'll huff, and he'll puff, and he'll scarf your lunch down! Our ravenous fork + knife wielding big bad wolf is back! Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto a dish towel!? Like...

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Blue Q I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what better way to flash...

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Blue Q I'm A Special Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Wearing our obviously superior pair of I'm a Special Unicorn Socks should help clear up any confusion there may have been around your mythical creature status. We mean, it's not like it's your fault that the social media networks have not yet been able...

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