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You want it your way? Drive your @ss to Burger King. Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Dish Towel is not taking requests. Take it or leave it sucker.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Just some food for thought.

Our straight-shooting My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is not taking requests. Not now, not ever. You want it your way? You can drive your happy ass to the burger joint down the street.

When we were younger, you ate what was on your plate, and if you didn't you went to bed hungry. This retro styled towel sarcastically states, My Way or Fast Food Off the Highway, and something tells us it means exactly that! 

Hang this towel proudly off your oven, and they can't say you didn't give them fair warning. And to be honest, depending on the day, fast food might be a decent alternative. 

Made from super-absorbent, super-soft, unbleached 100% cotton. This retro kitchen dish towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. Our My Way Or Fast Food Off The Highway Dish Towel is a fun hostess or Mother's Day gift.

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TOWL-3144
My Way Or The Highway Dish Towel
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