Narcissist Mints Shop more by Archie McPhee
Mints for the self-absorbed with bad breath.
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It's all about you and your breath
You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong! Obviously these are intended for the self-obsessed narcissist, but they’re also good for pointing out when one of your friends won’t stop talking about herself. Just pull out this tin of mints and offer her one.
- Mints for people who are never wrong
- Contains .85 oz. of mints
- Fancy collectible tin
- Finally, the mints you deserve
Tin measures approx 3 inches x 1.5 inches x .5 inch. Contains .85 oz of mints for the self-absorbed.
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