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Summary

This soap is all about them... and they will let you know.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

This soap is all about you...

You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other people carry around, off your pristine body.

  • Bar of soap
  • Fancy collectible tin
  • Says “NARCISSIST” on the soap
  • The soap you deserve

Unscented 2.5 oz. bar of soap has “NARCISSIST" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3.75 inch x 2.5 inch x .75 inch tin.

Item Number:
SOAP-2727 
739048127270
Narcissist Soap
*Free Shipping $49+
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