This soap is all about them... and they will let you know.
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This soap is all about you...
You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other people carry around, off your pristine body.
- Bar of soap
- Fancy collectible tin
- Says “NARCISSIST” on the soap
- The soap you deserve
Unscented 2.5 oz. bar of soap has “NARCISSIST" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3.75 inch x 2.5 inch x .75 inch tin.
- Item Number:
- SOAP-2727
- 739048127270
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