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National Embarrassmints and more fun in Donald Trump Stocking Stuffers Stale breath? Get it OUT of here! This little mint will make all your bluster fresher.

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Trump your bad breath with a mint!

Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments. 

These little mints will make all your bluster fresher.  Pop a mint in before you mouth off and everything you say will be... nicer.

The hilarious tin only measures approximately 1.75 inches long x 1.75 inches wide x 0.5 inch tall- which is actually huge if you have tiny hands!  Contains approximately 75 National Embarrassmints.  

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MINT-0824
National Embarrassmints
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