If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks.
Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a gift for that asshole? Well, not THAT asshole, but your usually cool bud who has the superhero power to turn into an asshole when it is needed for the great good of humanity. That asshole deserves a pat on the back and some cool socks to fill those big shoes of theirs.
Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.