Quick view Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich $3.49 Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice... Add to Cart
Quick view Frogger Tiny Arcade $21.99 And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's... Add to Cart
Quick view Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp $12.99 Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of... Add to Cart
Quick view Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! $12.99 Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue... Add to Cart
Quick view Rubber Chicken Air Freshener $3.99 Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular... Add to Cart
Quick view Squirmles $3.99 Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974... re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is... Add to Cart
Quick view Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree $12.99 Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive... Add to Cart
Quick view Too Pretty For Prison Mug $9.99 Our Too Pretty For Prison Mug holds a generous 16 ounces of jail-time avoiding caffeine. After all, you're still responsible for your actions before you've had your first cup of coffee in the morning. The mantra on this hilarious mug will get you through... Add to Cart
Quick view Toy Car Roadway Tape $7.99 Livin' In The Fast Lane! Our ingenious Civil Engineer Tape will allow you to make any box or floor a place to go, go, go! Who needs an expensive carpet or fancy table to race toy cars on?! Now you lay down a lay a street down on your carpet or turn a... Add to Cart
Quick view World's Smallest Lite-Brite $7.99 Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have... Add to Cart
Quick view Astronaut Bananas $2.99 Out Of This World Treat! Looking for a delicious ready to eat space food? Our astronaut Bananas is a favorite of space travelers and kids everywhere! Freeze-dried bananas are made using the same process used by the U.S. space program to make food for... Add to Cart
Quick view Badass Teddy Bear Mug $9.99 A picture is worth a thousand words and our Badass Teddy Bear Mug is no exception. Don't be fooled by the fluffy cuddly exterior, our inner badass is just a poke away. Just like a mama bear that can be sweet and nurturing, you're not one to be messed... Add to Cart
Quick view Cotton Candy Snow Balls $3.49 Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton... Add to Cart
Quick view Dancing with Jesus Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book $9.99 Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves! Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not... Add to Cart
Quick view Dress-Up Squirrel with Underpants $7.99 Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed squirrel! Our Dress-Up Squirrel with Underpants is kitschy take on the classic cut-out dress up dolls! laminated cardboard Dress-Up Squirrel with Underpants comes with 39 reusable vinyl cling... Add to Cart
Quick view Dressed To Spill Lobster Bib + Teether Set $19.99 Messy eater? Our Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill Lobster Bib + Teether Set will keep things nice and tidey at mealtime! Seafood on the bib, instead of seeing food all over the floor! Aw, snap! They'll be no need to fish for compliments. Seafood... Add to Cart
Quick view Finger Breakdancing Kit $9.99 Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your... Add to Cart
Quick view HandiMonster $6.99 Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? This monstrously fun mythical... Add to Cart
Quick view Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser $9.99 Our Fred Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hitting the road this September, coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside tourtisty attractions! You know the ultimate in iconic roadside... Add to Cart
Quick view Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty $6.99 You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange... Add to Cart
Quick view Human Powered Light Bulb $3.99 Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping... Add to Cart
Quick view Magnetipups Fridge Magnets $9.99 "Woof-woof" Dog Approved! Our Magnetipups Fridge Magnets are ready to pounce on your photos, lists, and labra-doodles. Stay...Good dog! Are you dog tired of misplacing your important reminders? Sick as a dog of having friends hound you for missing... Add to Cart
Quick view Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode $3.99 Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the saying, don't judge a book by its... Add to Cart
Quick view Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener $3.99 Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can... Add to Cart
Quick view Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead $12.99 Let’s get crazy, what the heck. Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while... Add to Cart
Quick view The Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler $3.99 From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler! Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would toss your Wacky Wally onto a smooth wall or glass surface and watch him walk down! It now comes... Add to Cart
Quick view The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure $9.99 Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress reliever, you can no become the owner of your very own screaming goat! Sh*t just goat serious. Let it goat... Add to Cart
Quick view World's Smallest Lincoln Logs $6.99 A Top Notch Gift! Our World's Smallest Lincoln Logs are rating high on their cuteness and originality factors! Licensed from Hasbro to be the World's Smallest Lincoln Logs, little hands will love building cabins and forts with this tiny retro toy... Add to Cart
Quick view Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich $3.49 Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut... Add to Cart
Quick view Berry Ice Pop Flask $19.99 Our Berry Ice Pop Flask has a juicy secret. It's the coolest place to store your favorite lick'er! That's right kiddos, we hate to be so berry rude (or do we?), but this pop is for adults only! You can’t get this pop from the ice cream... Add to Cart
Quick view Cat Astronaut Mints $3.99 Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy. Which is why he purrfurs to use Cat Astronaut Mints before and during all of... Add to Cart
Quick view Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit $7.99 No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American... Add to Cart
Quick view Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit $9.99 Ruff day at the office? Introducing our Desktop Dog Park Mini Kit! Because, what’s more entertaining and joyous than a trip to the dog park with your pup? Zen gardens are great and all, but now you can create your own canine oasis... Add to Cart
Quick view Fierce Cat Paw Mug $9.89 Our Fierce Cat Paw Mug begs you to raise a paw if you’re fierce! This pawsome new addition to Fred's Say Anything mug line is coming soon! If you're batting around gift ideas for your favorite cat loving, tell-it-like-it-is friend, we're 100%... Add to Cart
Quick view Finger Yoga Mini Kit $9.99 Bend, Stretch, Relax. Yoga-t to try it for yourself! Bliss is just within (your fingers') reach when you practice with our Finger Yoga Mini Kit! Step your tired fingers into a pair of teeny yoga pants, roll out your desktop mat, and give those tired... Add to Cart
Quick view Instant Winter Snow $3.99 It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly into awesome things like creating a winter wonderland while pondering puffy polymers,... Add to Cart
Quick view Iridescent Glux $6.99 Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings. The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors. It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to smush & stretch... Add to Cart
Quick view Mac & Cheese Candy Canes $5.99 We wish you a cheesy Christmas with our Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & cheese flavor, just like mom used to make! It's comfort food that...
Quick view Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick $5.99 Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these... Add to Cart
Quick view Tardigrade Air Freshener $3.99 Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation... Add to Cart
Quick view This Is Spinal Tape $7.99 This tape goes to 11! Our This is Spinal Tape is a handy spinal cord on a roll, containing approximately 2745 vertebrate on it's 25 meter spool. Imagine the spine tingling suspense it would create if used for wrapping a present of... Add to Cart
Quick view Tiny Prancers Llama Drink Markers $9.99 Our Tiny Prancers Llama Drink Markers by Fred are the spitting image of the real deal, and they're party animals! Having trouble telling your drinks apart? No probllama! They've got you covered. These tiny prancers wool transform your party into a... Add to Cart
Quick view Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a... Add to Cart
Quick view Wine Lives Cat Corkscrew + Bottle Opener $14.99 Our meow-nificent Wine Lives Cat Corkscrew + Bottle Opener is the purrfect home bar companion! Full of purrsonality, while it looks like a simple cat figure, hidden inside its soft exterior are a double-hinged corkscrew, bottle opener, and a... Add to Cart
Quick view World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots $6.99 You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and... Add to Cart
Quick view Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener $7.99 RRAWRR! With our pre-hysterical Write Bite T-Rex Pencil Sharpener, dull pencils are a thing of the past! Do you like homework? Well, we think extincts! Lucky for you, this fun-tastic dino will help take the bite out of the most pteroible of...
Quick view Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane $4.99 Big bacon flavor in a Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane If there were a king of bacon, our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane would be his scepter. A festive giant-sized alternative to our regular sized Bacon Candy Canes! People who like bacon in moderation can... Add to Cart
Quick view Love Potion Decanter $19.99 The intoxicating charm of our Love Potion Decanter will entice you to let your emotions flow, rather than keeping them bottled up inside! This generously-sized glass decanter holds 34 oz of passion-producing libations. A fun + useful piece of... Add to Cart
Quick view Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks $7.99 Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,... Add to Cart
Quick view New York City Sewer Cover Doormat $38.99 Our eye-catching New York City Sewer Cover Doormat may look familiar to some. It could be because... You've walked the streets of NYC before (not that kind of walk the streets!) They've been around the block more than a few times It was a best... Add to Cart
Quick view Not Today Dog-Tired Mug $9.99 Our Not Today Dog-Tired Mug lets everyone know that if they're expecting a meaningful or even slightly coherent conversation with you, they're barking up the wrong tree. For those morning when you're physically exhausted, and just doggone worn out from... Add to Cart
Quick view Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser $9.99 Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest... Add to Cart
Quick view Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set $12.99 Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,... Add to Cart
Quick view Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser $9.99 A Unique Tea Infuser! Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred and Friends is coming this Fall 2018! Just fill the shell with your favorite loose tea, and hook those adorable flippers on the side of... Add to Cart
Quick view Bite Your Tongue Teether $9.99 Our Bite Your Tongue Teether by Fred is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha? Just... Add to Cart
Quick view Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set $21.99 Bee happy and get your buzz on with our Buzzin' Bee Double-Wall Glass Set! Why do they come in a set? One for your, and one for your honey! Beekeeper of your favorite beverage with this adorable hive shaped glass! These un-bee-lievably cute glasses... Add to Cart
Quick view Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener $3.99 Smells like Purr-fection Our Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener not only shows that you not only enjoy cats wearing hats, but that you identify with the plain and simple pioneer cats of the late 1800s. These hardworking prairie kitties wore bonnets to keep the... Add to Cart
Quick view Cat Monk Air Freshener $3.99 Cat-astropic commute? Cat Monk says... Stay in the here and meow. An expert in the Meow Te Ching, our Cat Monk Air Freshener wants to serve as a constant reminder that you should be present and connected. While some monks shave their heads to show their... Add to Cart
Quick view Desktop Horseshoes Game $8.99 A dead ringer of the full size game! Feel like horsing around? Our mini Desktop Horseshoes Game brings the fun of horseshoes indoors on rainy days and during the cold months! With the miniature desktop version of the classic lawn game, you can now... Add to Cart
Quick view Hangover Cocktail Recipe Coaster Set $9.99 Our very spirited Hangover Good Measure Cocktail Recipe Coasters are a recipe for a successful party, and are as attractive as they are absorbent! These stylish, retro-designed coasters feature the classics, and some that we can't wait to... Add to Cart
