Quick view Rubber Chicken Air Freshener $3.99 Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular... Add to Cart
Quick view Cut Along The Dotted Line Halloween Necklace $11.99 Our Cut Along The Dotted Line Acrylic Necklace our is a cut above the rest - of your body that is! In fact, it's so awesome you may die from sheer excitement! If you let the Halloween Season go to your head, you're in ghoul company! There's nothing... Add to Cart
Quick view Full Of Wonder Pencil Case $5.99 Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,... Add to Cart
Quick view Get a Grip Raven on Skull Halloween Necklace $14.99 Once upon a midnight dreary our ominous Get a Grip Raven on Skull Necklace came gently rapping, rapping on Perpetual Kid's door. Quoth the Raven, "Lame accessories, nevermore!" This particular piece is for those old souls with a ravenous... Add to Cart
Quick view Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case $5.99 Arguably the most effective in low-tech security, our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will deter the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't... Add to Cart
Quick view I Go All The Way Dish Towel $10.99 The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A... Add to Cart
Quick view Jewel of Denial Skeleton Halloween Ring $11.99 Behold our painstakingly cool Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring! From the looks of it, acquiring this jewel required some seriously grueling back-breaking work! Soul-crushing even. But lucky you, this pair worked their fingers to the bone, so you can have... Add to Cart
Quick view Pickle Air Freshener $3.99 Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel... Add to Cart
Quick view Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser $9.99 Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest... Add to Cart
Quick view Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game $4.99 Our Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game is open for the assist! That is if you're looking for a fun off-the-ice gift for the hockey fanatic in your life! This set includes stationery essentials for hockey fans who really have their teeth in (or knocked... Add to Cart
Quick view Stardust Marbles $4.99 Now you can physically shoot for the stars with our Stardust Marble Game! Sirius'ly, we're not toying around! Okay, maybe just a little. But you can travel back to your childhood at the speed of light with this sparkling example of collectible... Add to Cart
Quick view Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist $11.99 A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or... Add to Cart
Quick view Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser $14.99 Do oolong for adventure? Our Unicorn Pool Float-Tea Infuser by Fred is just what you need! This fun-loving miniature unicorn float tea infuser is an instant vacation in a cup! To put it loose-tea, it may just be the most legendary way to unwind with a...
Quick view Being Normal Was Boring Socks $10.99 Because the best place to fit in is your feet inside our Being Normal Was Boring Socks! This sassy pair of socks features a picture-perfect scene, cleverly illustrated with a grey colorless background, and a young girl in bright red in the foreground... Add to Cart
Quick view Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks $12.99 Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special occasion to give one to the good boy in your life! It's... Add to Cart
Quick view Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel $10.99 Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your... Add to Cart
Quick view Blue Q Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks $12.99 If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly... Add to Cart
Quick view Blue Q Sorry In Advance Men's Socks $12.99 Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature... Add to Cart
Quick view Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup $9.99 Our spill-proof Chill, Baby Cupcake Snack Cake Snack Cup, is the icing on the cake of the fun and fantastic, yet hair-raising, toddler years! Cleverly designed to look like you're stowing away a cupcake in your diaper bag, it's an adorable way to stash...
Quick view Don't Hiss Me Off Halloween Snake Ring $5.99 Our freakishly charming Don't Hiss Me Off Snake Ring is simply the bessst. Because who doesn't want to wear a danger noodle on their hand? While you may seem mild-mannered at first glance, you're letting bystanders know that you're ready to... Add to Cart
Quick view Dope on a Rope Marijuana Leaf Soap $9.99 We had very high expectations for our Dope on a Rope Marijuana Leaf Soap and it did not fail to deliver! If you're looking to make sure your high-giene is on point, this dope on a rope is a bathroom must-have! Simply hang in the shower for a... Add to Cart
Quick view Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib + Teether Set $19.99 Timberrrrr! You'll fall in love with Fred’s Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set! New for Fall 2018! This set by Fred and Friends turns your baby into a lovable lil lumberjack, complete with a suspenders-with-plaid bib, an appropriate...
Quick view Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack $14.99 Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice... Add to Cart
Quick view I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit $12.99 Our I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit is sure to get some double takes! What would you think if you saw a baby rolling down the street wearing this romper? Well, we'd automatically assume that Junior know how good he has it, and is not ashamed... Add to Cart
Quick view I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote $9.99 Our I Like Long, Romantic Walks To The Fridge Lunch Tote by Blue Q sums things up rather perfectly. You can take your moonlit beach and throw it in the ocean, we'll take the cool glow of our fridge! You too? Join the club (sandwich)! Fashioned in bright... Add to Cart
Quick view Mermaid Memo Tabs $4.99 Seas the day with our Mermaid Memo Tabs! Or stick to your boring yellow sticky tabs. Whatever floats your boat! If you're drowning in office or homework, you'll be able to keep your head above water with these helpful cuties! Each of these four... Add to Cart
Quick view Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs $4.99 We're so happy our Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs exist! To tell you the tooth, we're shore you will be too! It's time to rock the boat when it comes to your boring office, desk, and study supplies! No offense yellow stickies. They were there when we needed... Add to Cart
Quick view Solar System Marble Game $6.99 Our marble-us Solar System Marble Game is simply too impressive to stash away until next time you play! Which is why this solar system themed marble set comes with 10 display rings so you can proudly showcase the sun and planet marbles on your... Add to Cart
Quick view Tabletop Curling Game $12.99 Our Tabletop Curling Game brings the strangest Winter Olympics sport (hey! don't mock the rock!) straight to your boardroom or dinner table. You don't even need ice, any flat surface will do! This fun competitive game can be played any time the mood... Add to Cart
Quick view The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug $9.99 Our hilarious The Hell You Looking At Cat Mug from Fred's Say Anything fall 2018 collection proves EVERYTHING is nicer with kittens! The juxtaposition of these sweet little innocent kitties along side this bitter phrase will sneak up on you like a...
Quick view Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers $9.99 Our adorable Tiny Prancers Unicorn Drink Markers by Fred are just the unicorns you've been looking! What better way to host a legendary party than with a blessing of unicorn pals to guard your drinks! Hold me closer tiny prancer... Each unicorn will...
Quick view You Stole My Heart Halloween Necklace $12.99 Our anatomically correct You Stole My Heart Necklace is a shining example of a metaphorical phrase gone horribly wrong... It's as if some twisted soul, after binge-watching Full House with the Olsen Twins all weekend decided to take Uncle Joey's... Add to Cart
Quick view Awkward Silence Game $14.99 Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying age-old relationships in the process. Your friends will... Add to Cart
Quick view Bite Your Tongue Teether $9.99 Our Bite Your Tongue Teether by Fred is a new parenting essential. Because it's never too early to teach them to bite their tongue in certain situations! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Isn't that right, Martha? Just...
Quick view Blue Q Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks $10.99 Ah, yes! Getting down to business. Our Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if your ideal night includes: Over-sized coffee mug ✓ Laptop ✓ Cat ✓ Fresh bowl of popcorn ✓ No... Add to Cart
Quick view Fred and Friends Brew Beetle Tea Infuser $9.99 Sorry to bug ya, but our Brew Beetle Tea Infuser is totally Fab Four brewing your favorite tea! There’s no cuter way to brew the ideal cuppa British tea. We love it, yeah, yeah, yeah- and hope you will, too! That's right, Fred has dung it again!...
