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    Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set

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    Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

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    Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Lip Balm

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    Lips feel sore NEVERMORE! Feeling a tad gothic but still want luscious, moisturized lips? Dive into the chilling peppermint essence of our lip sens...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    Narwhal Tape Dispenser

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    A fun icebreaker for your desk! 🐧🧊🦄 This adorable unicorn of the sea tape dispenser will certainly become the talk of the office! The porpose-ful ...

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    Yoo-Hoo Candy Bar

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    Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

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    Ramen Stack Game

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    Ramen calm, and stack on. 🍜😅 This souper tense toppling game, requires you to go head to head with friends, stacking yummy-looking ingredients into...

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    Permission To Give No F*cks Notepad

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    Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

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    Official Cat Lady Level Crazy Achieved Award Ribbon

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    Because being a cat lady is a whole different level of awesomeness! Are you the proud owner of more cat-related merchandise than regular clothes? D...

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    Really Good At Taking Naps Award Ribbon

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    Being a professional napper is a skill worth celebrating! Do you know someone who can fall asleep faster than a sloth on a rainy Monday morning? We...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Dill-ightful, Dill Pickle Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Scratch N' Sniff Stickers for pickle lovers! Get a whiff of this Dill-ightful, dill pickle-scented sticker! Relive the magic of collecting and trad...

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    Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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    Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap Easter Gift

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set

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    Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

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    World's Smallest Waterful

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    A playful wave of nostalgia! Introducing the World's Smallest Waterful retro toy! Remember those mesmerizing, mind-boggling water-filled games that...

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    How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

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    Hot Stuff Pizza Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    A Scented Blast from Your Past! Feeling a little slice of nostalgia? Dive deep into the doughy memories of the '80s with our Pizza Retro Scratch 'n...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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