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Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder  magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Just Beachy! Glitter After Sun Lotion

$15.99

Born to sparkle in the USA! Be sure to restore and protect your skin with Just Beachy! Glitter After Sun Lotion. It's so soothing, cooling and glittering... we just can't get enough! The aloe gel will rehydrate your skin while you ease any sunburn pain...

Parenting Pen Set

$9.99

The bags under my eyes are Prada Even people that don't have kids know the lament of parents and our Parenting Pen Set perfectly captures it. I know, having children is wonderful and no one would trade it for anything. But we all understand that having...

Rainbow Glitter Party Cake Scented Sunscreen

$19.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt

$14.99

A fun solution for your dusty daily dillamas Looking for a housewarming gift that's not llame? Our adorably clever Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt is a wooly cool gift idea for those who like to clean or frankly don't give a spit what condition their house...

That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You did it! And well! REALLY well! How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness. Smells great Funny...

The Cat's Meow Face Mask

$12.99

Cute as a kitten! Our purrectly adorable The Cat's Meow Face Mask is super cute for the cat lady in your life... maybe that's you! Handmade in the USA by a small business! 3 layers of fabric 100% Cotton Front - Black + white kitties with...

World's Okay-ish Mom Award Ribbon

$4.99

You're okay... Our World's Okay-ish Mom Award Ribbon is a special award for all those moms out there that put in the effort but also strongly believe in free range kids. So you’re the world’s okay-ish mom... we're all just trying our...

World's Smallest Smooshy Mushy

$6.99

Time to open your new bestie! Unwrap an amazing experience with our World’s Smallest Smooshy Mushy Pets. Your Smooshy Musly will arrive in an totally adorbs sippy milk container. Inside your sippy milk container, you will discover an adorable...

Zero Fucks Candle

$19.99

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us...

Berry CBD Lollipops

$14.99

You won't be feeling Berry blue much longer! Our bluer than blue Berry CBD Lollipops, which are a delicious flavorable blend of blueberry, cherry and raspberry are ready to melt your anxiety away. These suckers look, feel and taste just like a...

CBD Chocolate Bar

$14.99

I like you a Choco-Lot! Looking to indulge in a relaxed chocolate delight? Say no more, our CBD Chocolate Bar is jam packed with rich undertones of creamy cocoa butter followed by notes of delicate vanilla. Did we mention this bar is loaded with 100mg...

Rainbow Super Slide

$249.99

It's just a 40-foot long Super Slide, no big deal right?? If you want to be the superstar of summer, you came to the right place. We're bringing a jaw-dropping, summertime entertaining powerhouse to your backyard. Tell the munchkins to suit up and...

Sprinkles Official Confettigram

$5.99

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A righteous greeting card worthy to please the-one-and-only Kool and the Gang has arrived! This...

Zen Garden Litter Box

$9.99

That was Zen. This is Meow. Zen meets cats -  and kitty litter - in our calming Zen Garden Litter Box kit that includes everything you need to reach ultimate enlightenment! We give you purr-mission to litter your desk with another stress...

Beer Pretzel Bottle Opener + Chip Clip

$9.99

Knot your average bottle opener! Salty snacks and beer are a match made in heaven. That's why our Beer Pretzel is so perfect - it's the bottle opener that also functions as a bag clip! A great tool for every man cave! Zero carb pretzel Our Beer...

Cat Eye inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

$12.99

So your eyesight's gone to hell, oh well. Make a spectacle out of it! Our cheeky Cat Eye inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will stylishly let the cat out of the bag about your vision going down the disposal! Instantly add some fun retro flair to...

Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss

$9.99

Berry kisses are the balm! This gorgeous Glitter Kissed SPF 50+ Berry Lip Gloss not only tastes delicious but it keeps you hydrated and protected. The 50+ SPF is nourishing and provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection. Protect those lips and look...

Love Mini Quartz Crystals Stone Pack

$9.99

Send love and good vibes! It's true. All you need is love... and our Love Mini Stone Pack! This thoughtful gift comes with two crystals selected to help bring forth a desired element in life. In this case. love, love, LOVE. This set of crystals have...

World's Smallest Hot Wheels Stunt Action Set

$11.99

Defy gravity and mesmerize your friends and foes! Kids have been growing up with Hot Wheels since 1968. Now you can defy gravity with the world famous Hot Wheels loop, but in a miniaturized version. Our speedy World's Smallest Stunt Action Loop features...

1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card

$5.99

Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card let's your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic!  Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran,...

Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon

$4.99

Vegetables told me they don't like you either. Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter. This major award...

Aviator inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

$12.99

You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make the most out of your wtf-happened to my vision. If struggling to read the instructions off the back of...

Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card

$5.99

Are you a sucker for puns? Our sticky sweet Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card is the sweetest apology you could hope to get, and that you'd better give if you want your beloved to forgive your dumb*ss. Trust us, we've been there. Everyone...

Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime)  You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as you...

World's Smallest GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figure

$6.99

Knowing is half the battle! Straight from the 80's, our tiny GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figures battle it out against the terror nemesis Cobra Organization. These pop culture icons are now in the world's smallest size ever measures at 1.25 inches tall...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the following: Never initiating conversation ✓ Groups of...

Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card

$4.99

Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pass friend! Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese! Honestly, I'm...

Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

$9.99

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things!  A fur-tunate discovery,...

Second Place Dad Award Ribbon

$4.99

I'm thirsty... Hi thirsty, I'm Dad! Our Second Place Dad Ribbon is a special award for all those dads out there that have given up on teaching the basics. Maybe there's nothing wrong with letting Netflix and video games raise the kids... right? Bad...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel like the world has been spiraling out of control? Like...

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up.  Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches wide. Ask...

Clarity Mini Selenite + Fluorite Crystal Gift Set

$9.99

Dazed and Confused? This way, stoner... Brain fog? Having a hard time staying focused? (SQUIRREL!)  Our sanity-saving Clarity Mini Stone Pack will help you declutter your hoarder mind and get back on the path to some clear thinking. This adorably...

Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

Life is like a box of crystals  Our fun and colorful Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack is a super cool way to introduce a curious soul to the awesome properties of crystals! Written for inquisitive beginners it's a great starter kit with many...

Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card

$5.99

Enlighten someone's day! Our infectiously cheerful Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card is truly a wall-worthy greeting card! And to prove it, we've included a satin cord, for your recipient, to do just that! With one look at this...

Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set

$9.99

Hey nerd, we're talking to you! Coffee, chocolate, sleep and love are a few of our favorite magnets in our Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set. With 15 molecular magnets, each highlighting a favorite such as hot sauce or wine, this...

Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask

$12.99

Oh, my, gourd, Becky. Look at her mask! Our bright and cheerful Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask is fresh on the market, and sure to be the talk of the town. Life's a freaking picnic alright! Covid-19 is like the uninvited guest at said picnic... but...

Space Invaders Tiny Arcade Tabletop Edition

$22.99

Save the planet against pixelated aliens! Our retro Space Invaders Tiny Arcade Tabletop Edition is the world’s smallest, fully functional, licensed video arcade! This Space Invaders Arcade is based on the “cocktail table” style arcades...

World's Smallest My Little Pony

$6.99

Friendship is magic! Our adorable World's Smallest My Little Pony is now available in miniature retro styles! Each Little Pony measures a tiny 1" wide x 1" tall and look and feel just like the original.  Perfect gift or collectible for My Little...

Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99

Pink glitter in the sun = fun fun fun! This exciting pink Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your skin will...

Metallic Floral Face Mask

$12.99

Stay safe and beautiful! Our beautiful handmade Metallic Floral Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not possible. This mask is sewn of two layers of closely...

Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card

$5.99

Orange you glad we didn't say banana? Why, Halo there! Don't knock-knock our Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card until you've tried it! It's old school cool, and should be treated as the nostalgic nectar of the Greeting Card Gods, that it...

Parks and Recreation Talking Keychain

$7.99

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Now you can hear the absurd antics and inner workings of the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana that has captured the hearts of fans everywhere with our Parks and Recreation Talking Keychain! Now...

Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask

$10.99

Start practicing your royal hand wave now! Our shining and shimmering Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask is the perfect mask that shows class, sass and shine like it was made for a princess. Stand out and stand above the rest with sequins!...

World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures

$6.99

Go Go Power Rangers! The Power Rangers are back with our World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures measure only 1.25 inches tall and each have three points of articulation! The Power Rangers show was first introduced in the 1990’s and quickly...

Official World's Smallest Barrel of Monkeys

$5.99

Don't drop your monkeys!!! The classic game Barrel of Monkeys first released in 1965 is now available in the world’s smallest size ever! Just like the original Barrel of Monkeys game, our World’s Smallest Barrel of Monkeys is a barrel of...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

Jammin' Berry Scented Hair Slay Glitter

$14.99

Treat yourself to look at smell like rockstar! Love is in the hair and it’s gorgeous with Jammin' Berry Scented Hair Slay Glitter! Is there glitter in your hair? You better believe it. Because you’re a rockstar baby! Glittering, detangling...

Soap for Dad Bods

$9.99

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in...

Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card

$4.99

Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card! Today is going to be great so get your favorite scrunchies, earrings, shoes and go...

Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel

$12.99

If our math is correct... It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm +  EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel...

Soft Touch I Pink I Love You Face Mask

$9.99

Be unique, different and shine in your own way! Our tie-dyed Soft Touch I Pink I Love You Face Mask is a super unique and beautiful way to wear a mask. Each mask is skin friendly soft, handmade with high quality fabric and there are no two identical...

Demotivational Pen Set

$9.99

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational Pen Set will help settle your stomach! The most demotivational pen set ever, because lets be honest...

President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks

$12.99

It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom. Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks. Maybe it's the meal planning? Maybe it's the finger pulling? Some...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

Tetris Micro Arcade

$21.99

Clear those lines!!! The iconic arcade and console game Tetris has shrunken down to the size of a credit card! Our Tetris Micro Arcade bring the classic, fast paced puzzle game back to life and keeps you on your toes. Just like the original, as you...

Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

If you love butter so much, why don't you marry it? Okay. Butter. Not only is it fun to eat, it's fun to say! Our Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel will have everyone saying, thinking and eating butter! This butter design has luxurious woven...

Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

$4.99

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm...

The Fear Of Pouring Your Own Cereal Milk Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

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