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What's New + BACK IN STOCK! Find the latest and greatest gift ideas hoof-selected by our team of magical (and sometimes moody) unicorns!  Our sparkly selection of brand new products is sure to surprise and delight anyone on your list!

Drumstick Pen Set

$8.99

I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap out an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the...

Teeny-Tiny Christmas Light Up Cactus

$12.99

Gather around the cactus for Christmas carols! Feliz Navidad! Show off and display your holiday spirit for all with our Teeny-Tiny Christmas Light Up Cactus! This prickly twist of a holiday classic is a bright new way to celebrate your holidays...

Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids  Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it...

Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

$9.99

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things!  A fur-tunate discovery,...

Retro Accordion Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Pittsburgh Polka anyone?! It may look like an accordion right out of your uncle's closet in Pittsburgh... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, incline tokens, cold hard cash, or grandma's hard candies in this case and toss it in your...

Retro Radio Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Mid Century Modern Style Do you miss the great lines of products from the past?  Us too!  It may look like a vintage radio right out of the 60's... but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, earplugs, or asprin...

Space Stationary Pen + Pencil Set

$9.99

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school.  A spaceship eraser Two pencils A four colour pen Countdown ruler This set will get you ready for any sort of academic mission. The pen...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

Beer Snob Bottle Opener

$9.99

It's okay to be a snob! Our snazzy Beer Snob Bottle Opener is a fantastic find for those that have put in time and heartache into finding those perfect brews. This fantastic bottle opener is on a keychain so it's pretty much on you at all times,...

Cats Snap Photo Cards

$11.99

Your cat may never talk to you again! A fun set of 25 hand drawn photo cards to give your cat some extra character! Hold the cards in front of your kitty and snap away, then share the funny photos with friends, family and fellow cat lovers. Save your...

Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition

$19.99

A fun treat for your little space cadet! Create an atmosphere of fun at mealtime with our Dinner Winner Plate Gastronaut Edition!  An engaging mealtime adventure, Fred’s award-winning Dinner Winner provides eat-as-you-go action that...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$22.99

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again...

Mom Purse Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a mom purse right out of the 80's...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag! It's 3D...

Retro Camper Air Freshener

$3.99

Sweet Streamline Hit the road with our Retro Camper Air Freshener.  We love the great outdoors!  Especially when we're in a nice warm camper watching Netflix marathons!  Snakes, bugs, killers with axes?  No thanks!  I'll be in...

Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set

$9.99

Hey nerd, we're talking to you! Coffee, chocolate, sleep and love are a few of our favorite magnets in our Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set. With 15 molecular magnets, each highlighting a favorite such as hot sauce or wine, this...

Self Help Book Flask

$19.99

Improving yourself one sip at a time! Have you already tried a dozen self help books? Did your healing crystals fail this time?  Stash your favorite nip in our Self Help Book for whenever you might need some guidance. Fill the flask with your...

Shark Air Freshener

$3.99

Hey chums! Have you had the experience of having that Baby Shark song stuck in your head? We're still on the fence as to if it was the worst or most jawesome song ever made! Hang one in your car, locker, closet or near your molding bathing suite you...

Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

$14.99

Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you know, doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. This hilarious housewarming or hostess...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change, or 45 RPM record adaptors in this fun case and toss it...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

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