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What's New + BACK IN STOCK! Find the latest and greatest gift ideas hoof-selected by our team of magical (and sometimes moody) unicorns!  Our sparkly selection of brand new products is sure to surprise and delight anyone on your list!

Make America Grate Again Grater

$9.99

Ban pre-shredded cheese! Next time you need to grate some cheese, look no further than our big league Make America Grate Again Cheese Grater! It's huge, but still comfortable for your yuge hands. It's a fantastic grater, the best... nothing grates...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case

$5.99

Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones. which will quickly pique the interest of...

Let That Shit Go Gum

$1.99

Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha encouraging you to move on bruh. Seriously. It was like 4 years ago and it wasn't even that big of a deal...

Potato Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the authentic appearance of an actual potato chip! A visual pun for the humor impaired. We're about to Lays it...

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks

$10.99

You can stick that clock where the sun don't shine. With our ever-so-chipper Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks your outfit will be anything but a snooze fest, even when you're just sitting there on your rooster! Not a morning person? Us either...

Yumbots Utensils

$11.99

Domo arigato, Mister Yumbot-o!   Take me to your feeder! Your mini-me will enjoy snacking on some sci-fi fun and a side of awesome sauce with our bleeping fantastic Yum-Bots in hand! Featuring soft, silicone handles that are easy to grasp and...

Bitch, Be Cool Gum

$1.99

What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some peppermint...

Bomb Pop Cooler Bag

$24.99

Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design  Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder Straps Just add...

Scribbled Eggs Erasers

$9.99

Handwriting look like chicken scratch? Introducing our Scribbled Eggs Erasers! They're all they're cracked up to be! Under the yolk of a pressing deadline? Got a soft-boiled idea that's not all it's cracked up to be? Working around the...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...

Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers

$3.99

You'll want to eat your words Made a mistake? Donut fret! Erase in style with our Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers! This cute eraser set comes with half a dozen donut erasers that will make your pencil made mistakes disappear in a sweet looking way. Dainty...

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of...

Strawberry Bandages

$5.49

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo.  Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! So you did something crazy, hurt yourself and now you're in a jam?  Plant one of these cuties on...

Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum

$1.99

Dance like everyone is watching! Our deliciously cheeky Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum is a fun little gift punctuated with minty flavor and biting humor! Behold a cool and minty present with a message that is sure to strike a chord with your...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

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