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Nihilist Toothpaste and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Nihilists dont believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor!  Instead

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Nihilists dont believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor!  Instead of some minty fresh dream toothpaste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush.  

Brushing your teeth with the delicious taste of absolutely NOTHING!  This is the perfect present for your favorite philosopher, moody teenagers or a fan of The Big Lebowski... I guess.

No flavor, no color nothing.

Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of plain, flavorless paste.

Item Number
PAST-2390
NIHILIST TOOTHPASTE
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