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Nihilist Toothpaste and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Nihilists dont believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor!  Instead

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Nihilists dont believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor!  Instead of some minty fresh dream toothpaste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush.  

Brushing your teeth with the delicious taste of absolutely NOTHING!  This is the perfect present for your favorite philosopher, moody teenagers or a fan of The Big Lebowski... I guess.

No flavor, no color nothing.

Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of plain, flavorless paste.

Item Number:
PAST-2390 
739048123906
NIHILIST TOOTHPASTE
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