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Offensive + Delightful

Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card

$4.99

  The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit Greeting Card is perfect for celebrating the...

F*ck You Very Much Greeting Card

$4.99

F*ck you, f*ck you very much! Sometimes a Thank You is all well and good, but sometimes you need to just say it with our floral Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card. Some good, old-fashioned swearing...

Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card

$4.99

You've got it, strut it Our honorable Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card is the perfect card for those friends that are just so bad ass. They've done it all and continue to set the stride. This is...

Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card

$4.99

Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun And Smoke Some Weed to your quarantine buddies. Let's...

Crafty B*tch Happy Birthday Card

$4.99

I can make that! Our sassy Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is perfect for those friends that can make something out of anything. Fully re-purposing a milk carton, old piece of wood and a bent...

High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card

$4.99

Yes! High Fives! Brighten someone's day with the High Fives Card. It could be a thank you, get better or just a fun how are you message. Never doubt the power and glory of jazz hands and high fives!...

How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

$4.99

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new friends or something more intimate... it...

I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

$4.99

I  hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them know your a huge fan of their ass! Made in the...

Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card

$4.99

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works great for those over-the-hill but also for...

F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

$4.99

In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the croc under the dark water... because that's...

I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

$4.99

It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by...  Made in the USA! Printed on premium 100lb creme...

Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card

$4.99

Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pass friend! Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice...

OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

$4.99

Divine birthday wishes from upper management!  Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise when they open up the card and see that you...

Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card

$4.99

I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bright side of life. Another year older, things can...

Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card

$4.99

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she is a badass, we have nicer cards with different ways...

Hey 2020... F*ck You! Seriously. WTF? Card

$4.99

You suck 2020! Our in-your-face Hey 2020... F*ck You! Seriously. WTF? Card probably doesn't need much of a description. It's the perfect card to send to someone that had big plans for 2020...

I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

$4.99

You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you proud you are!  Graduation, leaving a dead beat...

Kicking Ass + Taking Names Greeting Card

$4.99

Boss lady takes no prisoners! Our celebratory Kicking Ass and Taking Names Greeting Card is a fantastic gift to someone is getting that big promotion or is adding names to the shit list! This boss...