When you snooze you lose, unless you win the gold! Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks!
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Carry a torch for your beloved bed
Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks!
You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.
When you snooze you lose, unless you win the gold!
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.
Features a lit Olympic torch design on the outside of each ankle. Made with 66% soft, luxurious combed cotton, 32% nylon for durability and 2% spandex for long-distance fun. Our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks is a fun gift for the avid napper!
- Item Number:
- SOCK-3128
- 092657031285
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