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Notes to Self Optional Fuck Calendar

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Our f*cking amazing Optional Fuck Monthly Perpetual Spinner Calendar is just what you didn't know you f*cking needed!

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Our f*cking amazing Optional Fuck Monthly Perpetual Spinner Calendar is just what you didn't know you f*cking needed!

This awesome, and totally stylishly designed, month-at-a-glance calendar gives you the most honest look at your month again! With a crisp geometric design and fun on-trend colors, you'll want to show off this masterpiece for the whole f*cking office to see! Make 2018 your most organized f*cking year ever!

Featuring a blank monthly calendar on top that you can flip, the spinner stays in full view all year round. Just how many fucks should you give? Give it a spin. 

Fuck:

  • That
  • You 
  • Off
  • It
  • This
  • Me

Possibly the best desk calendar ever, but who gives a fuck? You do! Because it's the most awesome gift for that friend who masterfully drops the F bomb without notice.

Includes one paper, perpetual custom calendar with a f*cking spinner to help you articulate your feelings and get a firm grasp of your month ahead. Packaged, this calendar measures approximately 9 inches tall x 5.8 inches wide x .4 inches deep. It's a super cool design with some of our favorite colors this year! Pink, light blue, olive green, teal, orange, grapey-blue, and gold. The calendar folds open to stand on its own. Our Optional Fuck Monthly Perpetual Spinner Calendar is a f*cking winner of a gift!

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