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OUR PRECIOUS POOPER - A BRUTALLY HONEST JOURNAL OF BABY'S FIRST FEW YEARS
THE GIFT NEW MOMS AND DADS WILL ENJOY MORE THAN A RECTAL THERMOMETER
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Specialty Gifts and Our Precious Pooper - A Brutally Honest Journal at Perpetual Kid. First haircut. First steps. First words. That's great.

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First haircut.  First steps.  First words.  That's great.  *yawn*  Can a parenting book please tell it like it is???

Yup!  We've heard your call and Our Precious Pooper: A Brutally Honest Journal of Baby’s First Few Years skips ’em all and goes straight for the good stuff: first curse word, first middle-of-the-night call to the doctor and first apocalyptic poop!

Record baby’s funny, annoying, infuriating and completely inexplicable milestones here so you can (hopefully) laugh about it later.

A gift new moms and dads are guaranteed to enjoy more than a rectal thermometer.

Hardcover.  96 pages, with ribbon page marker.  Measures approximately 7.75 inches wide x 8 inches tall.

Item Number:
BOOK-0224 
825703502244
THE GIFT NEW MOMS AND DADS WILL ENJOY MORE THAN A RECTAL THERMOMETER
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