Unique Gift Guide

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Je...

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him! Move him around the...

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker! 🔥 Your tree will look totally lit this year with our Light-Up Die Hard Christmas Ornament! A shrunk-down version of th...

Toss, Toss, Tossin' on Heaven's Door ⛅😇☁️ Okay, so technically the gates are wide open for the Lord and Savior, but our homeboy Jesus needs some s...

Get your motors purring! 🏁😼 If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. It'd be...

Toot! Toot! Oh crap! Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Soon to a regular stop in your bathroom, it's our Next Sto...

Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

  Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hold onto your sense of...

Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

A Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...

Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

It's a "No Thanks" from us! Before you get carried away by this picturesque scene this We Would Never Card reminds us how we would never do this. L...

Brace yourself, the funny yard gnomes are coming! Your garden will forever live in infamy once the Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome has assumed its righ...

Get off my lawn! Whether your problem is squirrels, birds, or those menacing neighborhood kids, our Fuck Off Garden Gnome with both middle fingers ...

Oh, gnome! Not another hangover? Watch where you step! Our Hungover Garden Gnome has a reputation for losing his lunch on such occasions. After a l...

Do dogs really like their owners? Abso-pugging-lutely! And our adorable Pug Garden Gnome it's the perfect puggin' example of this phenomenon! The e...

My 'nip stash brings all the cats to the yard... Do you purr-fur the company of cats? Proudly own the title of Crazy Cat Lady? Well, gnome body doe...

Your Plant's New Hilarious Hydration Hero! Tired of your plants getting thirsty and wilting away? Fear not, for our rather disturbing Peeing Gnome ...

No gnome was spared that day And no one will forget the Great Garden Gnome Massacre Godzilla Gnome! The creature rose from the waters and had a ...

Oh, gnome you didn't! B-aye arr beware! There be porch pirates lurking about, waiting to get their hands on your booty! As much as you're looking ...

I'm going down to South Park - Gonna have myself a time - Friendly faces everywhere - Humble folks without temptation! Get ready to dive into the h...

Compete to the beat! Compete to the beat with our World's Smallest Bop It! The classic handheld game has now been shrunk down, but is still 100% p...

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with ...

A fun toy to tinker around with! Our World's Smallest Tinkertoy, is a licensed miniature version of the original Tinkertoy that has been fostering ...

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him! Move him around the...

A Festivus for the rest of us! Celebrate your love of Seinfeld and the yearly “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength” with our Happy Festivu...

It's all fun and games, until... jk! it's all fun and games! Are you looking for an entertaining way to boost office morale? Our no-brainer Office ...

Tonka tough! Attention, all nostalgia enthusiasts and tiny construction site managers! Get ready to relive the golden days of childhood with the Wo...

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo! We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite chi...

We're gonna need a bigger desk Nobody ever forgets the first time they saw the movie Jaws and now you can celebrate the 45th anniversary of the cla...

Oh snap! Our World's Coolest Polaroid Camera may not be a working camera - but don't be so negative! It's only an amazingly cool miniature version ...

A new spin on an iconic toy The World’s Smallest Mr. Potato Head puts a new “spin” on creating unique Mr. Potato Head faces! From being the very fi...

The Official Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers® from the '80s are BACK! Treat your inner child with the Collector's Edition Official Retro Scratch N...

I'm going down to South Park - Gonna have myself a time - Friendly faces everywhere - Humble folks without temptation! Get ready to dive into the h...

Purr-fectly Practical! For all the cat ladies out there, this Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser promises to be the 'purrfect' blend of fun and functionality...

Is it worth it? Let me work it. Effectively combat the dreaded feeling of decision paralysis by working it out on our Make a Decision Pad! The ment...

Display your mew'd, and give 'em a chance to flea! Let the world know exactly how you're feline with our Daily Cattitudes Mood Flip Chart! A unique...

Tonka tough! Attention, all nostalgia enthusiasts and tiny construction site managers! Get ready to relive the golden days of childhood with the Wo...

For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

reduce, re-use, recycle (and refill!) Can you believe it? It's just what you've bin looking for! A coffee mug that looks just like a curbside recyc...

Because farts are funny. Lighten the mood, without the smell of rotten food with our Pocket-Sized Fart Machine! Every fart expels a signature tune,...