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Fun Gifts and Panic Pacifier at Perpetual Kid. Keep calm, and carry on.  There's no need to panic.  Oh, wait there totally is!  You have a screaming baby th

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Keep calm, and carry on.  There's no need to panic. 

Oh, wait there totally is!  You have a screaming baby that didn't come with an instruction manual!  In an attempt to avert further damage to your eardrums, during your sweet pea's catastrophic meltdown, you start desperately searching for a big red button to stop the madness...  

You're in luck!  Let our Chill, Baby Panic Button Pacifier come to the rescue!  Just cross your fingers, hold your breath, and present this peace offering to the new ruler of your household.

It's the perfect gift for any new parent, who would like to keep both their sense of humor and sanity in check.

PVC-free, BPH-free and meets all child safety standards.

Item Number
PACI-2060
CHILL BABY PANIC PACIFIER
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