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Paper Breathalyzer Notepad and more Great Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Drinking begets poor decision making in even the most veteran of imbibers. Now you can he

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Drinking begets poor decision making in even the most veteran of imbibers. Now you can help fellow boozehounds - or yourself - avoid questionable choices by administering the latest in paper damage control. Then, proceed with the next round in total confidence.
  • Doubles as a drinking game!
  • Perfect for drunkards and designated drivers alike
  • 6 x 9; 60 sheets
This is not an official breathalyzer test.  It doesn't take a brainiac to know that you should NEVER have a drink and drive.  This is merely a written reminder, for the morning after that your buddy may want to reconsider their drinking ways - or kudos to the designated driver that they rock!

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