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Paper Breathalyzer Notepad and more Great Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Drinking begets poor decision making in even the most veteran of imbibers. Now you can he

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Drinking begets poor decision making in even the most veteran of imbibers. Now you can help fellow boozehounds - or yourself - avoid questionable choices by administering the latest in paper damage control. Then, proceed with the next round in total confidence.
  • Doubles as a drinking game!
  • Perfect for drunkards and designated drivers alike
  • 6 x 9; 60 sheets
This is not an official breathalyzer test.  It doesn't take a brainiac to know that you should NEVER have a drink and drive.  This is merely a written reminder, for the morning after that your buddy may want to reconsider their drinking ways - or kudos to the designated driver that they rock!

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NPAD-2219
Paper Breathalyzer Notepad
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