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Description

Patriotic Sonic Musical Wallet and more Weird Gifts at Perpetual Kid. What's more American than money?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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What's more American than money?   Well, probably hot dogs, baseball games, muscle cars and apple pie.   How does one acquire these things?   Oh yeah, Money!   Let our extra-merican Patriotic Sonic Wallet show off your true colors at your next purchase!  

Super jam packed with patriotism, this wallet plays "Stars and Stripes Forever" and "The Star Spangled Banner" each time it's opened and is also sized perfectly for US currency.   Three cheers for the red, white, blue, and green!   This wallet is acceptable for opening any recreational sports games.  
 
An easy on/off strip enables the wallet to be set to hush hush stealth mode.
 
Measures 4 inches by 3.25 inches folded.   Made from super-strong Tyvek.   Replaceable battery.
Item Number:
WALT-2973 
814229029731
PATRIOTIC WALLET SONIC WALLET Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Free Shipping $49+
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