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Summary

Pencils For First World Problems are great if your house is so big that you can't get good WiFi in the kitchen.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

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Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or can't forward through commercials because the TV is in real-time. We all know a person like this... or maybe it's... oh no.

I hear you're having a bad day. The WiFi sucks and Netflix isn't loading fast enough. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds and we both know you said NO NUTS!!!

  • 8-pack of standard No. 2 Pencils
  • OMG, I have to pay shipping?
  • Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
  • The line is soooo long

8 standard #2 pencils with erasers. Ugh, I don't want to drive 5 minutes to the store to get paper though.

Item Number:
PNCL-6052 
045399160522
Pencils For First World Problems by Whiskey River
*Free Shipping $49+
My Netflix won't load.

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