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Summary

Nothing says Office Pencils like a pencil that says I'LL PROBABLY QUIT TODAY or I FOUND THIS IN THE TOILET!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll)

Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staff meeting face? Seriously, why are we all sitting in the same room breathing each others farts and bad breath? And yes, it's hard to make new coffee... especially on Mondays. 

Aaaannnnnd it's Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone halfheartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday.

  • 8-pack of standard No. 2 Pencils
  • That's what she said
  • Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
  • Nothing makes Monday better

8 standard #2 pencils with erasers.

Item Number:
PNCL-6056 
045399160562
Pencils for the Office by Whiskey River
*Free Shipping $49+
That's What She Said

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