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Pens + Pencils

Make a note of this... if you're looking for penpal worthy writing implements we a ton of unique items to choose from!  Pens, pencils, crayons, erasers, sharpeners, you name it. For paper art to body art, from super smelly to super clever you'll be looking for excuses to write more!  Just please don't break out your checkbook if we're behind you in line.  Excellent gifts for teachers, students, and co-workers!

Pencils for Cat People

$9.99

Feline the Paw-sibilities Our purr-fect Pencils for Cat People are perfect for people that just have a strong affection for kitties. We're not going to say that word that rhymes with SHMRAZY because we understand. You have a love and special bond with...

Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

$11.99

Add some color to this dumpster fire Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it at least somewhat pleasant to view. Plus, who doesn't love colored pencils? Each set comes with 8...

Christmas Story Quote Pencils

$6.99

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian! Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

Pencils for Dog People

$9.99

I like big mutts Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are your best fur-ends and they'll take the blame for you when you fart, when you don't want to go... or even...

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Pencil Set

$2.99

The hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Our festive red and green Merry Christmas Pencils are an ode to the Christmas Vacation movie. If you've seen it, you know exactly what the reference is. If you haven't seen it, watch it as soon as possible... it's a...

Deal With It Cat Meme Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cat meme! Our Deal With It Write Side Up Floaty Pen will allow you to get a firm grasp on reality while enjoying a timeless internet meme! Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by the hypnotic motion of a floaty pen...

Pencils For First World Problems

$9.99

Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or...

Pencils For Zero F*cks

$9.99

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This new attitude is just what the doctor ordered because we don't like seeing people walk over you. So...

Drumstick Pen Set

$8.99

I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap out an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the...

Kraken Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner kraken! Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea, a hockey fan, or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Kraken Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's...

Demotivational Pen Set

$9.99

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational Pen Set will help settle your stomach! The most demotivational pen set ever, because lets be honest...

Offensive-ish Crayons

$9.99

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.  Include the...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$1.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is hiding the writing implement beneath the classic red...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Lucky Kitten Eraser

$2.99

You might already be lucky and never make any mistakes but our Lucky Kitten Eraser is for the rest of us that want cute a eraser that can eradicate bad spellings or over-drawn pictures. These adorable cat erasers are great for scrubbing away an error...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Space Stationary Pen + Pencil Set

$9.99

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school.  A spaceship eraser Two pencils A four colour pen Countdown ruler This set will get you ready for any sort of academic mission. The pen...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

PB & J Pencil Set

$2.99

It's peanut butter jelly time! These mouth watering PB & J Pencils are an ode to the sandwich that never stops being a favorite. We love Peanut Butter and Jelly as kids and even now as adults, it's a classic go-to snack or meal! Now you can use...

These Are Nacho Pencils

$6.99

What do you call a pencil that isn't yours? Nacho pencil! This mouth-watering Nacho Pencil Set represents all the different ingredients found in nachos or individual chip dipping! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too...

Unicorn Makeup Carrying Case

$9.99 $6.99

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Cheesy Pencil Set

$6.99

Say cheese! This mouth-watering Cheesy Pencil Set represents five different delicious cheeses! You can use these pencils to draw, write, note and erase! They're #2 too in queso you didn't know, so you can use them for testing... different cheeses. Get...

Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

$9.99

Travel to math class in style! Our Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser is hit the road and is coming soon to a town near you! Especially if you're in part of the country has some amazing roadside touristy attractions! You know the ultimate in...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Pencils For Grammar Police

$9.99

Your annoying Our official Grammar Police Pencils are perfect for the corrector and the corrected. Whether it's at home, the office or most likely on social media... people just can't seem to use words correctly. Stop silently correcting when you can...

Hang in There Sloth Floaty Pen

$4.99

Just hanging out at work Our nostalgia-inducing Hang in There Sloth Write Side Up Floaty Pen will give you warm fuzzies and flashbacks of the walls of your elementary school. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by...

Parenting Pen Set

$9.99

The bags under my eyes are Prada Even people that don't have kids know the lament of parents and our Parenting Pen Set perfectly captures it. I know, having children is wonderful and no one would trade it for anything. But we all understand that having...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

$9.99

Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the crispy, crunchy comfort to your creative process... without those pesky calories! Got writers block?...

Pickle Eraser

$2.99

Relish in your mistakes! Mistakes don't need to be a big dill, fix them up with our real-dill Pickle Eraser! This realistic mini-dill is ready to help out if you find yourself in a pickle with your notes and doodles. Single pickle eraser Made of...

Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencils

$2.99

Around the corner fudge is made. If you're not sure what this Milk, Milk, Lemonade Pencil Set is referencing, you might have grown up too fast. This classic children's phrase was a sassy way to explain colors of stuff that comes from the body and it's...

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